Men can stand up to pee, well women don't need to wipe either!

Yall mo*therf**kers need to get clean.

Do you want to pee together Stoned ??

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sweet I can save 2 bux with a coupon. Or get a t-shirt pack!

I will add one to my bug out bag.

GROSS!! Women don't poop, do they?!?

So you're saying that, not once, under this thirty day period, have you been in a store thinking, "What was that thing I really came here to get"?
I really hope you don't have any pets that need feeding on a daily basis, or maybe you had.

Still smoking weed though eh? Rofl

Fucking hippies!

my cat and fish are FANTASTIC!

Speaking of the store... I should go get rolling papers.

fuck yeah.

Been pretty lonely recently? Either way I'd say its time to get back on the wagon lol.

Then again, maybe we should all just stop wiping. Fuck it, what's the point anyway?

Ok, I can now see how your days unfold.
The unconscious image of a "paper roll" triggers totally different synapses in your brain, your body gets tense, you roll a joint and relax, snap back from it thinking; "Where was I?"

You buy rolling papers but have no toilet paper!

I am going to sit here and not move until i piss myself out of solidarity with you op.

you might be waiting a while. I'm going to mcdonalds.

Yeah . I actually used the last of my toilet paper trying to roll a joint. Didn't work out so well.

You might want to load up on the McDonalds napkins while you are there.

Naaah. Got lots of ketchup though!

You know they have free toilet paper at mc Donald's right?

You couldn't pay me to eat at that disgusting place. Unless if you want to be as large as a house.

I'd like to, but it has to be sometime after your shower but before you pee lol.