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Men can stand up to pee, well women don't need to wipe either!

 
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/19/2014 02:11 AM
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Been pretty lonely recently? Either way I'd say its time to get back on the wagon lol.

Then again, maybe we should all just stop wiping. Fuck it, what's the point anyway?
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
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chuckle
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'd like to, but it has to be sometime after your shower but before you pee lol.
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What if I pee in the shower? Shades
:smokin1:
Anonymous Coward
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10/19/2014 02:16 AM
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Been pretty lonely recently? Either way I'd say its time to get back on the wagon lol.

Then again, maybe we should all just stop wiping. Fuck it, what's the point anyway?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
:angrypeace:

chuckle
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


I'd like to, but it has to be sometime after your shower but before you pee lol.
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What if I pee in the shower? :Shades:
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


You could probably get away with that.
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10/19/2014 02:20 AM
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do you take a fuckin shit in the shower also ?
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10/19/2014 02:21 AM
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I hope not

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10/19/2014 02:23 AM
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do you take a fuckin shit in the shower also ?
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wtf 10
Please don't answer
Anonymous Coward
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10/19/2014 02:26 AM
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You'd be better off eating the McD toilet McP.
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10/19/2014 02:26 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
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10/19/2014 02:29 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63608413


Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/19/2014 02:31 AM
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Peeing in the shower is great.

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10/19/2014 02:35 AM
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chuckle

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10/19/2014 02:38 AM
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Peeing in the shower is great.


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10/19/2014 02:39 AM
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I piss hard!
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/19/2014 02:40 AM
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I piss hard!
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Like a racehorse?
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10/19/2014 02:41 AM
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I piss hard!
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I didn't think men could do that at least thats what I have heard.
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10/19/2014 02:42 AM
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I piss hard!
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I didn't think men could do that at least thats what I have heard.
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I am assuming the goat is a man and his willy is hard..
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10/19/2014 02:47 AM
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I piss hard!
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I didn't think men could do that at least thats what I have heard.
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"I piss hard!" I am assuming the goat is a man and his willy is hard..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


^
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10/19/2014 03:04 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63608413


Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
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Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/19/2014 03:12 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63608413


Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


I can't pee under pressure... lol
:smokin1:
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10/19/2014 03:13 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63608413


Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


I can't pee under pressure... lol
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


So how do you get the pee out if not with pressure?
Do you have some kind of sucking device?
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10/19/2014 03:15 AM
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
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fill an empty bottle with water next to the toilet and make sure to wash up good skank^
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10/19/2014 03:23 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63608413


Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


I can't pee under pressure... lol
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Well what are the little children going to do if a jellyfishnado hits the kindergarten again? You are going to have to do something.
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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10/19/2014 03:33 AM
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Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


I can't pee under pressure... lol
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


So how do you get the pee out if not with pressure?
Do you have some kind of sucking device?
 Quoting: The Swede


charlie
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


I can't pee under pressure... lol
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Well what are the little children going to do if a jellyfishnado hits the kindergarten again? You are going to have to do something.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


Let nature take it's course I guess.
:smokin1:
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10/19/2014 08:13 AM
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use the TP young lady
what you doing is disgusting

churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63608413


Peeing in the shower is supposed to be good for athletes foot. It actually has medicinal purposes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64243088


Also if you get caught in a jellyfishnado, and you are stung, that is why God made pee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5439482


I can't pee under pressure... lol
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Catheters?
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.
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10/19/2014 08:27 AM
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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
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Why would you post this I wonder ?
You are female I presume, Och aye, jus looked at your av...Enough said..............Regards...iamwith
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10/19/2014 08:37 AM
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I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


stopposting1
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I do what I want.

When I want. Where I want.

How I want. And who I want.
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Are you suggesting you rape people?
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I've been without toilet paper for over a month. If I have to poop, I'll borrow the landlords TP... (return it of course!) or i'll use wet wipes.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


stopposting1
 Quoting: Anticain


I do what I want.

When I want. Where I want.

How I want. And who I want.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Well then we certainly know it's not humble pie!!!

cruise

churchlady

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I found a picture of OP after a hard night of drinking wine smoking weed and posting on GLP

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Then I set bowls full of wine and some cups before the Rekabites ["sons of Rekab"] and said to them, “Drink some wine.” But they replied, “We do not drink wine, because our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab gave us this command: ‘Neither you nor your descendants must ever drink wine. Also you must never build houses, sow seed or plant vineyards; you must never have any of these things, but must always live in tents. Then you will live a long time in the land where you are nomads.’ We have obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab son of Rekab commanded us...We have lived in tents and have fully obeyed everything our forefather Jehonadab commanded us. But when Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon invaded this land, we said, ‘Come, we must go to Jerusalem to escape the Babylonianb and Aramean armies.’ So we have remained in Jerusalem.”

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ISn't that what the extra layer of cloth in the panties... to absorb the piss dribble?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


fill an empty bottle with water next to the toilet and make sure to wash up good skank^
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64169895


You gots it all wrong bro.
Kill two birds with one stone.
Gets your toothbrush and swizzle it down in the toiletbowl and clean the koochies off that cooter!!!!
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Got a buncha dogs sniffin DAT dirty coochay!5a





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