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Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend

 
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11/10/2014 02:21 PM
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Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
She Says No

He got 99 iPhones but gettin’ hitched ain’t done.

With “Singles’ Day” looming in China (Nov. 11), one man thought the time was right to try to tie the knot with his girlfriend, preventing them both from having to participate in any future 11/11 festivities.

As a keystone of the young programmer’s marriage proposal were 99 iPhones 6’s placed on the ground and arranged in the form of a heart. The setup, as reported by The Nanfang, cost the love-bitten chap two years’ salary (about $82,000).

But that evidently wasn’t enough. She said no. Siri, how do you mend a broken heart?

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TheGael

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11/10/2014 02:22 PM
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lol he done goofed up.
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11/10/2014 02:24 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
I was thinking WHO has the money to waste on iPhones like they are Skittles?

Then you said he was Chinese. They have all the money in the world outside of the Arabs.
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11/10/2014 02:26 PM

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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
Instead she went with this guy

legit2
:kkwapper:
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11/10/2014 02:26 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
she did him a solid.

If a man is that pathetic to do something like that...

What a WASTE OF WATER AND CARBON.... he is !
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11/10/2014 02:30 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
What are his options with the phones now?

Use them as sophisticated coasters?

Make a house of iPhones?

Ask all 99 Siri's poll questions and track the results?


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Shirley U. Jest

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11/10/2014 02:31 PM
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What the...?!
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11/10/2014 02:42 PM
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Instead she went with this guy

:legit2:
 Quoting: KipKat


:laugh001:
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11/10/2014 02:44 PM
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He'll probably stalk her now.
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11/10/2014 02:53 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
What are his options with the phones now?

Use them as sophisticated coasters?

Make a house of iPhones?

Ask all 99 Siri's poll questions and track the results?


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 Quoting: halman


99 problems but the bitch ain't one!

*sigh* Desperation is so very sad.
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11/10/2014 02:54 PM
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Iphone tards are elite sheeple
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11/10/2014 02:55 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
no wonder she said no. what a fool thing to spend his hard earned money on.
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11/10/2014 02:56 PM
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:legit2:
 Quoting: KipKat


cruise
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11/10/2014 02:58 PM
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Fuck what a lucky bitch my husband spent 400 bucks on my engagement ring.
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11/10/2014 02:59 PM
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99 = 9 x 11

Idol1
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11/10/2014 03:00 PM
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should of bought 100
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11/10/2014 03:01 PM

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I thought the Chinese were supposed to be smart? They abort all retards and girls, right?
I never forgive and I never forget

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11/10/2014 03:03 PM
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I thought the Chinese were supposed to be smart? They abort all retards and girls, right?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yup that's why so many good men are single and fags, it's out of neccesity.
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11/10/2014 03:04 PM
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asians are so fucking BETA and awkward as fuck.

kind of remind me of this fragile weak beta

BRIEF

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11/10/2014 03:05 PM

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I thought the Chinese were supposed to be smart? They abort all retards and girls, right?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yup that's why so many good men are single and fags, it's out of neccesity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65017755


They don't have to be queer, just don't get married.
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

Briefcut4892
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11/10/2014 03:09 PM
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Fuck what a lucky bitch my husband spent 400 bucks on my engagement ring.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22517825


How much?????? 400 bucks!!!!!! well over the top if you ask me ,,,,hflol
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11/10/2014 03:11 PM
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lmaotsetung
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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11/10/2014 03:12 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
asians are so fucking BETA and awkward as fuck.

kind of remind me of this fragile weak beta


 Quoting: TwinDarkness


What a little bitch, pussy whoop, like there is not other hoes.
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11/10/2014 03:19 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
asians are so fucking BETA and awkward as fuck.

kind of remind me of this fragile weak beta


 Quoting: TwinDarkness


I think most Asian guys believe they're women as their dicks are shorter than their pubes. Can't see their dicks. Creates one hell of an illusion.
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11/10/2014 03:20 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
I was thinking... wow, curious to see what kind of creative thing he did with all those screens, thinking synched app programming or something, and wondering how dumb he must be to not go cheaper with iPod touches then...

Oh, it's just the 99 un-opened fucking boxes that took a minute of time to arrange in the shape of a heart?!?!?

Smart girl.
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11/10/2014 03:24 PM

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lmaotsetung
 Quoting: QCluminati


lmao
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11/10/2014 03:25 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
99 I-Phones? Is that guy retarded?
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11/10/2014 03:32 PM
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idiot!
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11/10/2014 04:02 PM
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99 I-Phones? Is that guy retarded?
 Quoting: Phoenix Byte


yes.....just 1 makes you retarded let alone 99
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11/10/2014 04:44 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
should of bought 100
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65017755


If this was a normal person and not a psy-ops, they would have bought 100.

If they buy 99 they are wanting to give a code.
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11/10/2014 04:58 PM
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Re: Man buys 99 iPhones costing $82,000 to propose to his girlfriend
he has no dick





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