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My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?

 
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11/16/2014 04:46 PM
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plant monkkhood
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salt her plants
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11/16/2014 04:57 PM
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That is some bullshit !


Id walk over there and take my plants back, that would certainly send her a message.
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And slap the living shit out of her if she says anything
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11/16/2014 05:00 PM
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Re: My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?
dig a hole

put a land mine at the bottom

carefully cover it with wonderful plant and some dirt allround

bake some biscuits and put the katle to brew a nice spiced tea.

sit at the window and enjoy
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Perfection right there.


lmao
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11/16/2014 06:27 PM
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Sorry your neighbor is such a bitch. Video taping the next episode sounds like the best way to go. When you do get the next plant and put it in the ground, underneath it place a spring loaded Zombie arm. Also get a little sound recording so the zombie arm yells at her. When she pulls the plant from the ground the zombie arm reaches out for her and demands it's property back. Then you will have a nice movie to play at every following Halloween.
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11/16/2014 06:44 PM
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So, this happens all the time. Yesterday while I was gone to the store, she came over here with a shovel and dug up my brand new, blooming hibiscus! I walked over there this morning, and lo and behold, it is planted in her yard.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


Set up a video camera...or a device.

Entice her with a new plant...pretend to go out, or have a friend "plant sit"

Gotcha!

Then post it on youtube!

rex
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put a trail cam up and catch her in the act. then confront her about it and decide how she plans to repay you.
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hf I agree...some kinda video device,trail cam,etc..

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almost too hard to choose from the suggestions - wow.
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11/16/2014 08:43 PM
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Why do we call these THIEVES "Lady next door" or "Rhrubarb lady"???

They are not "ladies" in the least!

Words have meaning.

They are Female Criminals, or Belligerent Women.

Everyone who squats to pee is NOT a lady. It's about behavior!
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Thank you!

I agree with ALL you said on all your posts.

She is a criminal.... absolutely.
I will plan out what to say to her, and how to say it. The cameras are going to be an absolute (and the garden sprayer too). Although, I think by the time I have a discussion with her, all those things will not be necessary.

Thanks so much.

hf
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Put poison ivy around your yard
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Okay, your neighbor is a straight up thief.

Why forgive her ?

I dont get it.

Sounds like she needs to spend a night or two in Jail and why haven't the neighbors that had silver stolen gone to the police ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52410732

I do not know why the other neighbors have not contacted the police.

1dunno1

Probably like me, they want a better solution (that would be my guess).......
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


Like I said above, no matter how you go about this, be prepared for one f-ed up response.

It sounds like you and your neighbors are a fairly passive bunch. That's not a bad thing, but manipulators will take advantage of this. Especially if she has "gotten away" with stealing in the past. She has been enabled, and this will turn into her feeling she has the "right" to share or take your things in the future.

This type of manipulator will turn on you like a rabid pit-bull when confronted. The personality change will be shocking and she will blame you for anything and everything. The manipulator's point is to make you back down and for you to feel bad for even suggesting that they are misbehaving. Be prepared.
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I fear this last post is correct.
but still, something must be done.


maybe she has all the TP, too, there was none at Walmart.
 Quoting: beeches


lmao


Well, I will speak with her for certain. This will not be allowed to continue.....hf
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Re: My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?
So, this happens all the time. Yesterday while I was gone to the store, she came over here with a shovel and dug up my brand new, blooming hibiscus! I walked over there this morning, and lo and behold, it is planted in her yard.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


start planting plants which have thorns except roses
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Or this
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11/16/2014 08:48 PM
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Set up a camera and catch her in the act. Dont throw dog crap in her yard to get back at her, like I did! Believe me it retaliation can get dirty!!!
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1rof1

OMG
NOW that is hilarious. Trust me, I had not even thought of that idea.........
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Thanks to everyone, friend.

Ya'll are the bestest here at geelpeee!
hf

I knew I would get (mostly LOL) rational, well thought out responses and great ideas, so I very much appreciate the responses.

Ya'll rockrockon
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11/16/2014 09:08 PM
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plant monkkhood
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11/16/2014 09:14 PM
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Interesting to see a lot of anger and hate toward this neighbor from the comments.
I like Goofy for God's comment on page 1. Buy her a gift card to a nursery and let me add do not get angry about it. Do it with love and she's bound to come and confess her crime to you.
All the other mean comments are not productive.
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11/16/2014 09:41 PM
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Re: My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?
So, this happens all the time. Yesterday while I was gone to the store, she came over here with a shovel and dug up my brand new, blooming hibiscus! I walked over there this morning, and lo and behold, it is planted in her yard.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


Is she black?
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11/16/2014 09:50 PM
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Interesting to see a lot of anger and hate toward this neighbor from the comments.
I like Goofy for God's comment on page 1. Buy her a gift card to a nursery and let me add do not get angry about it. Do it with love and she's bound to come and confess her crime to you.
All the other mean comments are not productive.
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hf

No hate.
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Re: My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?
So, this happens all the time. Yesterday while I was gone to the store, she came over here with a shovel and dug up my brand new, blooming hibiscus! I walked over there this morning, and lo and behold, it is planted in her yard.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission


Is she black?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65208186


Negative.
She is white.
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Re: My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?
So, this happens all the time. Yesterday while I was gone to the store, she came over here with a shovel and dug up my brand new, blooming hibiscus! I walked over there this morning, and lo and behold, it is planted in her yard.

Any suggestions?
 Quoting: WishinForTheMission

1.

Chicken wire. Get enough to cover your entire garden. Keeps that old ignorant moochin hag off your plants and will keep squirls raccoons and other rodents away to.....

2.
Catch her on tape confront her in the video, upload for the world to see,

3.
Take your shovel an go get them back


I hope your not just jealous that her garden is better than yours and are looking for ways to ruin it???
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11/16/2014 09:58 PM
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Plant a lovely poison oak (Ivy) plant
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11/16/2014 10:00 PM
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Re: My neighbor lady thieves my plants. What to do?
Or Plant a plant but put big concert pavers about 2 inches under the ground and cover with dirt. She will rattle her teeth loose when she jambs that shovle in
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11/16/2014 10:04 PM
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No way Wishin!!! I had not pictured you as a toker, at all!

Now that sexy ass angel avatar is starting to make a lot more sense...Go Oregon!!!
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Film it, then go to the Police with the video evidence.
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Or Plant a plant but put big concert pavers about 2 inches under the ground and cover with dirt. She will rattle her teeth loose when she jambs that shovle in
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1854670


That would be funny to get on tape....lol!





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