My asshole is sore after eating a pizza covered in cellulose-powdered cheeze and having a turd the size of a log

But it was worth it going down

Did u get high?

So you ate some Pizza and Obama popped out huh...cool!

lol or David Cameron

Puts ya sum a one stake souce on it. Its gets smood egen

It was like, "ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! WHATZ HAPPENING???"

....obama? iZZ THAT U?

Now you know how it feels to be a woman.

5 dollar hot and ready?

That's hot

They squeeze some pretty big turds out, do they?

If they eat a lot of cellulose powder cheeze

Mister Obvious keeps the plunger handy when it's dropping turds

Happens to me after chic fil a #2 meal

they vent about wasting hard earned money on fake food that PSYCHICALLY makes them sick.

Then they brag about it while that nasty poo is greasing their but cheeks.

Why not take a moment and lift your but off that chair and gently place your fat nostrils in the direction of where your but cheeks sat.

did you atleast shower that liquid brown,green mess off?

then they will do it all over again.

I have one attached to my belt loop. Listen, I eat a lot of mexican food.

I can relate