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NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed

 
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



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but no masturbating okay Op

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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Christ Sake's! You mean all this time I could have been paid!
Who Knew? Who do I call?
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My wife would be great at this
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Mine too, that's all she does is sleep!

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laugh
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12/06/2014 06:16 PM
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How much do they pay if you lie standing up?
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12/06/2014 06:18 PM

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why is nasa interested in this type of research?
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Because you lie in bed in space to do your work.
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65818957


Sadly, no.
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Yeah, but someone would have to come over and wash you periodically...so it's anyone's guess as to what could "spontaneously" happen.
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12/06/2014 06:47 PM
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I heard someone was paying 25,000 to stop and start your heart, id be in that one " in a heartbeat" ! oh yes im serious , ive been looking for it!



Man im so hungry and yet I don't qualify for welfare oh well. I jus have to sell everything I got when I was able to work, FUK ME !!!!!!!!!
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12/06/2014 06:51 PM
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I was on bed rest for 7 weeks, docs concerned about my muscles.
I jumped up and ran uta there.
It's all in the diet and in the mind, folks.
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12/06/2014 06:51 PM
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
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From the earlier post about having to stay in bed for pregnancy, I remembered that I did exactly that for both of my pregnancies--6 wks. And I did nothing but pleasure myself all day. (being pregnant makes you horny if you are bored)

So now, being reminded of that, I think I could handle it.
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Sounds like you had a much better time with this than I did. chuckle

My 3 months was plagued by morning, afternoon and evening sickness. Maybe if I'd taken your approach I'd have more good memories of that time or at least have passed the time a little faster.
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I spent nine months in a hospital in bed. Four months pin traction in addition to four more months in a body cast. If a person is young and in good shape it shouldn't too much of a problem to do the testing.
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12/06/2014 06:55 PM
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Article is more than a year old, im pretty sure the job listing is closed. I applied last year, didnt hear anything back
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light humor .... they don't take felons!
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12/06/2014 06:56 PM
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Am I that stupid or is 70 X 170 = 11900 ? So that is a third less then promised. Typically NASA, never telling a simple answer.
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most studies include bonuses...encouragement to complete.
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12/06/2014 06:59 PM
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I heard someone was paying 25,000 to stop and start your heart, id be in that one " in a heartbeat" ! oh yes im serious , ive been looking for it!



Man im so hungry and yet I don't qualify for welfare oh well. I jus have to sell everything I got when I was able to work, FUK ME !!!!!!!!!
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flatline study
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12/06/2014 07:01 PM
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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but no masturbating okay Op

churchlady
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they (third parties for big pharma) have studies for just about anything and anyone!!
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12/06/2014 07:03 PM
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Christ Sake's! You mean all this time I could have been paid!
Who Knew? Who do I call?
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[link to jalr.org]
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12/06/2014 07:04 PM
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FLAT LINE STUDY... THANKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12/06/2014 07:29 PM
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I've already layed abed for 70 days. Shouldn't they just send me the check?

Maybe I shouled have 'lied' in bed insteady of 'laying in bed'?

I don't care how they spell it. Just send me my money.xxxcite
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12/06/2014 07:30 PM
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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:ohlook:
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12/06/2014 07:34 PM

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No way I could do that. I'd go crazy after two hours.
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12/06/2014 07:36 PM
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Lots of sleep and an exercise program and that's all you need to worry about?
Sign me up.
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12/06/2014 07:40 PM
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Hey I see this thread at least 2 years ago. Are they still paying out haha looks like their test subjects all failed thus far.
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65818957


From the earlier post about having to stay in bed for pregnancy, I remembered that I did exactly that for both of my pregnancies--6 wks. And I did nothing but pleasure myself all day. (being pregnant makes you horny if you are bored)

So now, being reminded of that, I think I could handle it.
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Marry me Please!!!!!
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12/06/2014 08:22 PM
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Can you do it twice?
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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NASA? Uh. No thank you.
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12/06/2014 08:37 PM
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Really?

I would do it for free.

PICK ME!!!!!!
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12/06/2014 08:39 PM
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12/06/2014 08:42 PM
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I could do it, Give me fast internet and I'll just game and watch anime the whole time.
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12/06/2014 08:45 PM
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$170 Per Day To Lie In Bed? I bet I could find someone to pay me more than that to "lie in bed" for a couple of hours...LOL
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if they provide beer, movies and European food i'll take that 70 days chuckle

will i get my butt cleaned everyday? chuckle
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$170 Per Day To Lie In Bed? I bet I could find someone to pay me more than that to "lie in bed" for a couple of hours...LOL
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Of course..But the studies..think of the studies!!





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