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NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed

 
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they already pay me $200 or so a day to radio chat with the unlisted CAT GALAXY. just try to find it anywhere on your civilian databases. its my job to keep it concealed
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if they provide beer, movies and European food i'll take that 70 days chuckle

will i get my butt cleaned everyday? chuckle
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You cannot drink that like! I KNOW,or eat that way..Time you are finished,your butt is the last thing you will be thinking of...spock
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if they provide beer, movies and European food i'll take that 70 days chuckle

will i get my butt cleaned everyday? chuckle
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You cannot drink that like! I KNOW,or eat that way..Time you are finished,your butt is the last thing you will be thinking of...spock
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chuckle

this butt is closed for business.
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if they provide beer, movies and European food i'll take that 70 days chuckle

will i get my butt cleaned everyday? chuckle
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You cannot drink that like! I KNOW,or eat that way..Time you are finished,your butt is the last thing you will be thinking of...spock
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chuckle

this butt is closed for business.
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laughing...did I type that????what tha......
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12/06/2014 08:54 PM
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got me laughin now.
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hey isn't $170/day violating Federal Corporation Minimum Wage standards

it should be $174/day

SUE SUE SUE

laugh
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Want to be a HUMAN TEST SUBJECT (Guinea pig) for NASA?

Apply here:

[link to bedreststudy.jsc.nasa.gov (secure)]

More details here:

[link to bedreststudy.jsc.nasa.gov (secure)]


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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



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Can I beat off?
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Best use both hands eaqully :/
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got me laughin now.
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My brother did this for NASA but they only paid him $4000 back in 2007. He said the test drug made his workouts insane.
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
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Best use both hands eaqully :/
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1rof1
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
hey isn't $170/day violating Federal Corporation Minimum Wage standards

it should be $174/day

SUE SUE SUE

laugh
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Not if you're a salaried sub-contractor....overtime mandatory!
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hey isn't $170/day violating Federal Corporation Minimum Wage standards

it should be $174/day

SUE SUE SUE

laugh
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Not if you're a salaried sub-contractor....overtime mandatory!
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oh yeah forgot that independent contractor thingy
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NASA's been doing these studies for a while now. What they already know should dissuade participants. For starters, major loss of calcium from bones. Heart issues as well.
"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
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NASA's been doing these studies for a while now. What they already know should dissuade participants. For starters, major loss of calcium from bones. Heart issues as well.
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Bones??alien03
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Want to be a HUMAN TEST SUBJECT (Guinea pig) for NASA?

Apply here:

[link to bedreststudy.jsc.nasa.gov (secure)]

More details here:

[link to bedreststudy.jsc.nasa.gov (secure)]


alienshipspockufo56starwars
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Hey, thanks! Absolutely thinking about it.
sees
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NASA's been doing these studies for a while now. What they already know should dissuade participants. For starters, major loss of calcium from bones. Heart issues as well.
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OH!!!You mean like the reactions to all the drugs people are taking anyway..right????
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12/06/2014 09:52 PM
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This equals 7.08 per hour thats pretty shitty . and its probably taxed too.
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My wife would be great at this
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lmao
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12/06/2014 10:44 PM
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Yep , sign me up
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I think I would do it.

If you have the stamina to lie in bed for 70 days straight, NASA will pay you $18,000 — no joke.

It's called the "Bed Rest Studies — The Exercise Study (CFT 70)."

They say the study is "designed to minimize loss of muscle, bone and cardiovascular function through high intensity interval-type aerobic exercises on alternating days, with continuous aerobic exercise daily."



Read more: [link to www.businessinsider.com]
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Can I beat off?
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have these NASA geniuses ever heard of prison?
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Can I enroll my dog? He is freakin made for this kind of work!
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This equals 7.08 per hour thats pretty shitty . and its probably taxed too.
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Well, at least it's a job.
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12/06/2014 11:17 PM
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when they pay you a lot of money like that it's because it's taking years off your life and they know it.
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12/06/2014 11:21 PM
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when they pay you a lot of money like that it's because it's taking years off your life and they know it.
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Maybe, but I can think of more than a dozen jobs I've had that have taken years off my life. It's a miracle I'm still here.
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12/06/2014 11:45 PM
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I've been lucky to make $125 a day up and down 5 flights of stairs. Sounds lovely
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Re: NASA Will Pay You $170 Per Day To Lie In Bed
when they pay you a lot of money like that it's because it's taking years off your life and they know it.
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Maybe, but I can think of more than a dozen jobs I've had that have taken years off my life. It's a miracle I'm still here.
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Here is to Miracles..cheers
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No , seriously ... I'm in ... Ill even do it underground with no sun for 70 days straight ... as long as I get to go to the bathroom whenever and shower at least once a week ... I'll even eat moon grass for the whole time if you pick me; if that's what you want.
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No , seriously ... I'm in ... Ill even do it underground with no sun for 70 days straight ... as long as I get to go to the bathroom whenever and shower at least once a week ... I'll even eat moon grass for the whole time if you pick me; if that's what you want.
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You will go to the 'bathroom' whenever allright.





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