Terror Cat from Hell Rips MY BACK

Was in the Family room setting up the sound system for a Daughter and Friends. Only in short pants and bending over the Sub to check connections. It is a large Sub(Hsu) and at 66 it is hard to check behind it. Anyway felt the touch of fur,on my foot, from our 7 pounds of terror cat. If you have a Cat the You are aware that the greatest joy they have is to weave in and out of your path to trip you.

The Amp was already set on 3 so I turned the system on. All of a sudden the Sub let out this massive blast of sound; gain was on full and did not notice. Sophie(The Damned Cat) shrieked and clawed her way up my leg;slipped on my shorts and re tore up my leg up my bare back and tearing a piece out of my neck and left ear while jumping to the curtains.

It was like a cartoon; she seemed to stay in one place while shredding the curtain. Finally she made it to the top and caught her breath. Jumped on a speaker(off now) and flew to a save place behind a cabinet where my Wife keeps some of Her dolls.

I hurt but could not stop laughing. Tears were streaming down my eyes. Tried to calm the Cat down with no luck. Mary came in looked at my leg and back and asked what happened. Could not stop laughing to tell Her.

Anyway after a Hibiclense shower and 2 hours later I still cannot stop smiling. My Wife bandaged me up and guess what. The cat is still shivering in the corner.