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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65373506 France 12/16/2014 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OMG don't be mean to Jews. I like Jews and I support Israel because unlike the rest of the stinky Middle East, the Israelis aren't hateful and consumed by religion. They don't hurt atheists or gays or scientists. Happy Hanukkah. He was just sharing his expulsion of gas |
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(OP) User ID: 58793078 United States 12/16/2014 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr.Spock- both Jewish Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew- he converted We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica It's time to celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonicah Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonicah And smoke your marijuanikah If you really, really wannakah Have a happy, happy, happy, Happy Chanukah Happy Chanukah More Adam Sandler lyrics |
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E in stein/Christ reincarnat User ID: 72616937 United States 12/22/2022 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hanukkah(8 letters) or Chanukah(8) is an eight-day(8] festival(8] like Passover(8]. Ch is the transliteration of the 8th Hebrew letter. H is the 8th English letter and Hanukkah begins and ends with the 8th letter. The Hanukkiah(9) or Chanukiah(9) is the special secular Menorah(7,74) that represents the miracle of the oil burning for 8 days with the 9th candle - the Shemash - being used to light the 8 candles. Shemash was the Babylonian Sun god. The 7 lights of the Temple Menorah were symbolic of the Sacred 7 Luminaires - 7 Classical Planets: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. But recently, we determined that this solar system has 8 planets (no Pluto) with are lit by the Sun. Amazing! In 164 BC, the Miracle of Hanukkah happened with GOD marking the 8 planets!! 16/4 on the Planet Nestor (our nextdoor neighbors) in 7 BC is the birthday of Esus(64=E5+S19+U21+S19) the Meisiah(64). 164=1 FOD - Seal #2: GOD=GOOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 (on Planet Nestor) Google: stopspammingyourshitbrad as Beyond Einstein Theories. And search GLP. Only the returned Christ/Messiah and Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce this. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation which is NOT the 'end of the world'. |
E in stein/Christ reincarnat User ID: 72616937 United States 12/22/2022 08:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Hanukkiah(9) or Chanukiah(9) is the special secular Menorah(7,74) that represents the miracle of the oil burning for 8 days with the 9th candle - the Shemash - being used to light the 8 candles. Shemash was the Babylonian Sun god. The 7 lights of the Temple Menorah were symbolic of the Sacred 7 Luminaires - 7 Classical Planets: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. But recently, we determined that this solar system has 8 planets (no Pluto) with are lit by the Sun. Amazing! In 164 BC, the Miracle of Hanukkah happened with GOD marking the 8 planets!! 16/4 on the Planet Nestor (our nextdoor neighbors) in 7 BC is the birthday of Esus(64=E5+S19+U21+S19) the Meisiah(64). 164=1 FOD - Seal #2: GOD=GOOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 (on Planet Nestor) Google: Seven Seals revealed as Beyond Einstein Theories. And search GLP. Only the returned Christ/Messiah and Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce this. It's triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation which is NOT the 'end of the world'. |