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People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all

 
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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I don't normally.

But it's at the point where I am ready to quit my job. I'm not going to pick up someone else's slack anymore.

I can't work with someone who frequently calls in sick, is never at their desk. And when she is here, she's on fucking facebook or youtube.

But when she does something that could be considered actual work, get ready for her to make a huge production out of it and announce it to the whole office. rolleyes2
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Is she schlepping the supervisor?
 Quoting: Little bird


I've never heard that term before lol. Her and the supervisor (who is also female) gossip about me all the time because I hear from others and also have seen it first hand.

And I swear I'm not making this up as I go along either.

They played a trick on me regarding a guy that I was into. I told the one girl, (back before I knew what a blabbermouth she is) that I was into this guy. She was the only one I told. Well the next day the supervisor played a joke on me and told me she was firing this guy... just so they could both see my reaction and laugh.

Then my sup tried to lie about who told her... I pretty much lost all respect for her at that point.

How petty and immature. Guess that's what fat bitches do to feel good about themselves.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Where I am those types are weeded out quickly. Productions tells the tale. Evaluations every 3 months. Lazies are turfed.
 Quoting: Bear Drinker


That's how it typically is up here, too, which is why I am surprised.

Mind you, with our head office being in Vancouver, I think that's where a lot of the problem lies. If only they knew the half of what went on up here. I might just write them a letter.
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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That's why I left my last job. One dude was a master at not working, He worked very hard at not working. I tried for a year to get something done about it. Nothing was done. I gave 2 week notice and the next day the boss asked me to do the slacker's work. I said no and if you don;t like it, you can walk me out the door right now. He walked me out literally 1 minute after I fired off an mail to his boss explaining the situatio . A week later, the boss man was replaced. I am much happier now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52883263


Good for you, that's a spitting image of my situation.

Supervisors (one in particular) turn the other cheek and totally ignore it.

This *stellar* employee blatantly declined to take one of her phone calls last Friday because she was busy socializing. She did it right in front of the Sup and branch manager and they did nothing. I said, "so you want me to tell them you just don't feel like taking your calls then?" out loud and they all just pretended I wasn't even there.

I also get emails from people who have emailed her numerous times already with no response.

She has asked me to cover for her in the past when she called in, which I immediately told my supervisor what she was up to and pointed out she was actively posting on facebook with her daughter when she was supposedly "sick".

My former manager back then said "we have to get rid of her" but not only did they not get rid of her, they gave her a promotion AND a raise.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess



Maybe you could learn something from her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2620180


What I've learned is that I need to cut people like her out of my life because it's damaging for my soul.
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


cruise
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Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


I like it! Did something similar once. I'm not proud of it, the asshole deserved it.
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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12/22/2014 09:51 PM
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SG, you're going to love this one. Our company annual Christmas Breakfast, family Christmas party was last Saturday. They made attendance mandatory this year, so they could conduct corporate business. Rate the Managers survey. Families present. Have you ever heard of such a thing?

Waiting the arrival of HR representative any day now. By all indications, it should be a bloodbath for the managers, even more so for the area director. No one, to an individual, is happy. Mandatory Christmas party? Those words should never be in the same sentence.
 Quoting: LaniJane


Wow that's awkward! Yeah there's nothing merry about an office xmas party, sadly...

At our pizza party on friday I sat in the back corner with my arms folded until it was over. Since the **** who set it up had put chairs out for everyone except for me.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess

hugs That was just shitty. I'm sorry you're being abused this way.
 Quoting: LaniJane


Thanks. I'll get through it. Just need to secure a new job. It will all work out. hf
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My friends uncle just gave him a bunch of crap how lazy he is and how hard he worked all of his life. My friend works for the same company and is in great shape and ends up doing all the shit jobs his uncle doesn't want to do or can't do

did I mention this motherfucker is on disability, lives at his brothers construction yard in a single wide trailer, oh yeah and he 600 fucking pounds.

but he's got a new diesel truck and a Harley Davidson

another do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6216392


He should tell his uncle where to go! Must make it extra difficult when it's family.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


Yeah he owes his uncle like 1000 buck's but his uncle always gets more hours since they are slow and he has seniority. He actually does less work and feels entitled to his disability check each month.



crazy world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6216392


*fixed from android auto slur your speech typing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6216392


I just hope I never grow up to be like that.
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12/22/2014 09:52 PM
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How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess

ivant I never worked very hard, except when the bosses eye was upon me and I got my work done. The secret is to be organized and work to a plan. Most people don't do that.
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How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


There's lazy asses everywhere. Get a work from home job. The airlines hire people from home to take reservations, real jobs, no co-worker bullshit.

You log in, you get their screen and the phone starts ringing. about $15 to $18 an hour, plus free tickets to wherever you want to go in the world.
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Re: People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all
Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


When I was in the Navy this girl I worked with found out her man was cheating on deployment so she went to his house and hid shrimp up in the drapery rods - guy went nuts trying to figure out what the fuck smelled so bad when he got home like 6 weeks later. Florida - air off - nice.

Seriously though I am sorry it is going this way for you. It seemed when things sometimes got so bad I could hardly stand it Karma happened. You are not the only one noticing.
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Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


When I was in the Navy this girl I worked with found out her man was cheating on deployment so she went to his house and hid shrimp up in the drapery rods - guy went nuts trying to figure out what the fuck smelled so bad when he got home like 6 weeks later. Florida - air off - nice.

Seriously though I am sorry it is going this way for you. It seemed when things sometimes got so bad I could hardly stand it Karma happened. You are not the only one noticing.
 Quoting: Little bird


oooooo that's bad

chuckle
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How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


You must be talking about the people whose title are CEO and such, they get to do nothing because they have all the money rant
 Quoting: Daggo


Many of whom have earned the chance to be lazy.

Very communistic statement you made.
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How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess

ivant I never worked very hard, except when the bosses eye was upon me and I got my work done. The secret is to be organized and work to a plan. Most people don't do that.
 Quoting: Judethz



Yet

the eyes of the Lord are upon you at all times)
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Re: People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all
Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


When I was in the Navy this girl I worked with found out her man was cheating on deployment so she went to his house and hid shrimp up in the drapery rods - guy went nuts trying to figure out what the fuck smelled so bad when he got home like 6 weeks later. Florida - air off - nice.

Seriously though I am sorry it is going this way for you. It seemed when things sometimes got so bad I could hardly stand it Karma happened. You are not the only one noticing.
 Quoting: Little bird


oooooo that's bad

chuckle
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Well the least The Goddess could do is put a can of open tuna in this woman's trash can at the very tippy end of the day on Friday. Innocent enough. Right? I mean its in the trash and all . . .
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How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
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This, coming from YOU?

What a joke.
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You want to work hard in a quantum computer simulation? lol

Fuck that! Find the source code and rewrite your experience

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yup


 Quoting: Astral Goat


Was just about to head to Youtube to search for this clip, lol...

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Re: People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all
Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


When I was in the Navy this girl I worked with found out her man was cheating on deployment so she went to his house and hid shrimp up in the drapery rods - guy went nuts trying to figure out what the fuck smelled so bad when he got home like 6 weeks later. Florida - air off - nice.

Seriously though I am sorry it is going this way for you. It seemed when things sometimes got so bad I could hardly stand it Karma happened. You are not the only one noticing.
 Quoting: Little bird


Pure evil, and genius!

:burnsy:

lol
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Re: People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all
My last line manager was the hardest working slacker I ever met & by that I mean he would literally expend more energy pretending to look busy than actually being busy.
How do these people get away with it?
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Sounds like a conspiracy
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wow , ppl i know have all been having trouble with women in the workplace lately . seems their BS is reaching critical mass . I hear most women , when describing a list of 2 or 3 things they have done , streeeeeetch out the words as if to make their list longer . eg ,' had suuuuuuuuch a busy day '. 'had to go to mooooooooms place , then drop the kiiiiiiiiids off , then do the shooooooooopping ' . ladies , your whining is boring , pathetic and straight form your ego enabling TV .
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wow , ppl i know have all been having trouble with women in the workplace lately . seems their BS is reaching critical mass . I hear most women , when describing a list of 2 or 3 things they have done , streeeeeetch out the words as if to make their list longer . eg ,' had suuuuuuuuch a busy day '. 'had to go to mooooooooms place , then drop the kiiiiiiiiids off , then do the shooooooooopping ' . ladies , your whining is boring , pathetic and straight form your ego enabling TV .
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You are like sooooooooo a tuuuuuuuuurrrrrddd in the punch bowl.
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which part of my post are you disagreeing with ? or is that your response to an inconvenient truth ?
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Re: People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all
How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


There's lazy asses everywhere. Get a work from home job. The airlines hire people from home to take reservations, real jobs, no co-worker bullshit.

You log in, you get their screen and the phone starts ringing. about $15 to $18 an hour, plus free tickets to wherever you want to go in the world.
 Quoting: SamSlammer


That's not a bad job, but I need to make at least what I'm making now.

My roomate has a good job working for Frito Lays and she does like 3 hours a day but gets paid for 8. They're hiring and she's going to give her boss my resume tomorrow. She makes the same as I do now lol.

Otherwise I'll just have to keep on looking. Either way it's only temporary until my debt is gone...
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Poke a hole in a can of tuna and hide it in their work cubby. Should get nice and ripe soon enough.
 Quoting: Little bird


cruise
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


When I was in the Navy this girl I worked with found out her man was cheating on deployment so she went to his house and hid shrimp up in the drapery rods - guy went nuts trying to figure out what the fuck smelled so bad when he got home like 6 weeks later. Florida - air off - nice.

Seriously though I am sorry it is going this way for you. It seemed when things sometimes got so bad I could hardly stand it Karma happened. You are not the only one noticing.
 Quoting: Little bird


I have actually heard of that... shrimp in the curtains... oddly it was a sailor who told me about it, lol!

Trying to stay in a positive mindset. This isn't like me at all. My mum just got to town though so I spent some time with her tonight... and I'm feeling better already.

hf
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how does the national debt fit into all of this ?
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That's why I left my last job. One dude was a master at not working, He worked very hard at not working. I tried for a year to get something done about it. Nothing was done. I gave 2 week notice and the next day the boss asked me to do the slacker's work. I said no and if you don;t like it, you can walk me out the door right now. He walked me out literally 1 minute after I fired off an mail to his boss explaining the situatio . A week later, the boss man was replaced. I am much happier now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52883263


Good for you, that's a spitting image of my situation.

Supervisors (one in particular) turn the other cheek and totally ignore it.

This *stellar* employee blatantly declined to take one of her phone calls last Friday because she was busy socializing. She did it right in front of the Sup and branch manager and they did nothing. I said, "so you want me to tell them you just don't feel like taking your calls then?" out loud and they all just pretended I wasn't even there.

I also get emails from people who have emailed her numerous times already with no response.

She has asked me to cover for her in the past when she called in, which I immediately told my supervisor what she was up to and pointed out she was actively posting on facebook with her daughter when she was supposedly "sick".

My former manager back then said "we have to get rid of her" but not only did they not get rid of her, they gave her a promotion AND a raise.
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


She had other hidden "orfice talents".

bounceb
Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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How do so many people fall for their bullshit?
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess

ivant I never worked very hard, except when the bosses eye was upon me and I got my work done. The secret is to be organized and work to a plan. Most people don't do that.
 Quoting: Judethz


I bet you still got your work done though, right?

I mean, I'm not perfect. I've certainly browsed the internet at work, GLP included!

But I don't do that when people are waiting on me. I don't let my work pile up so that it gets behind.

One of the worst things I've seen this girl do, is flat out LIE about having done a project, then pretending to lose all her work. She'll have an entire week to do something, then friday afternoon rolls around and of course she's forgotten about the whole thing and when she's asked about it she says "oh but I SWEAR I hit the save button!!" ... which is a complete load of HORSESHIT.

Then she makes this huge production over how she lost her work etc. I'm just sitting there shaking my head like what a moran. I think she believes her own lies.
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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You want to work hard in a quantum computer simulation? lol

Fuck that! Find the source code and rewrite your experience

edge2
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes OYE


I like how you think.

I work hard no matter what I'm doing. That energy needs to be channeled into something positive for myself.

That's why I want to get off grid so bad. I'm going to give suzie home maker a new name.
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Stoned Goddess  (OP)

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Re: People who give the illusion that they work hard, but they really do fuck all
My last line manager was the hardest working slacker I ever met & by that I mean he would literally expend more energy pretending to look busy than actually being busy.
How do these people get away with it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65169971


I know hey?

They fool so many people. So are all these people idiots? Or are they just THAT good at deception? lol.
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A Muse

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Givers and takers, don't let it get to you

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66300085


I don't normally.

But it's at the point where I am ready to quit my job. I'm not going to pick up someone else's slack anymore.

I can't work with someone who frequently calls in sick, is never at their desk. And when she is here, she's on fucking facebook or youtube.

But when she does something that could be considered actual work, get ready for her to make a huge production out of it and announce it to the whole office. rolleyes2
 Quoting: Stoned Goddess


She must be a millennial.
 Quoting: M1.618


Millennial's are children of the me generation. He who dies with the most toys wins, the generation that destroyed America.

That makes about as much sense as calling someone a millenial which is New World Order propaganda to divide and conquire. Most everybody already knows this but I thought I should point it out to those that may be slower than most.

Last Edited by A Muse on 12/23/2014 12:45 AM
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