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MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.

 
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MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Haha this is funny. Its called go the F*CK to sleep.
Now I would never tell my 3 year old to go the fuck to sleep but its how I feel sometimes haha, he always makes excuses why he cant sleep "yet". Enjoy and Merry Christmas GLP!
(DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS WATCH THIS) IF YOU DO YOUR KIND OF SICK IN THE HEAD(EXPLICIT)



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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Bump and 5* if you like it :)
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Ouch whats with the 1 star grinches? People who hate Christmas i guess?
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
rastabanan it's funny
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Ouch whats with the 1 star grinches? People who hate Christmas i guess?
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One star bandit doesn't have kids, lol.
Five from me, Op. hf
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Maybe it would be good for older kids but with the F word in it even I wouldn't allow my ids to watch it.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
One star from me for posting old shit.

Another one star for posting anything glorifying S Jackson.

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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Ouch whats with the 1 star grinches? People who hate Christmas i guess?
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One star bandit doesn't have kids, lol.
Five from me, Op. hf
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Thanks! I thought this was great, because I go through it every night!
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Maybe it would be good for older kids but with the F word in it even I wouldn't allow my ids to watch it.
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I never indicated to let your kids watch it
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
One star from me for posting old shit.

Another one star for posting anything glorifying S Jackson.


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Get over yourself you shill. I dont know if its ever been posted or not you AC. Its meant to be funny. I am sorry that you feel you need to have hatred towards those who are different or have differing political views than you. You must be extremely immature. Its for a laugh. You dont have to like the person making the joke for it to be funny... Maybe you and Mr. Jackson are alike. PLUSSSSS its no secret that many black people voted for obama because he was black.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Maybe it would be good for older kids but with the F word in it even I wouldn't allow my ids to watch it.
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My apologies I have changed the thread to indicate this is not for kids, Its for parents only. I would never show this to children.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
One star from me for posting old shit.

Another one star for posting anything glorifying S Jackson.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 901187


Get over yourself you shill. I dont know if its ever been posted or not you AC. Its meant to be funny. I am sorry that you feel you need to have hatred towards those who are different or have differing political views than you. You must be extremely immature. Its for a laugh. You dont have to like the person making the joke for it to be funny... Maybe you and Mr. Jackson are alike. PLUSSSSS its no secret that many black people voted for obama because he was black.
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One star again for the long winded post. I know it is meant to be funny and many people liked it years ago when it came out. Sorry you are a woman and late bloomer on the Internet.

Another one star for the defending of Jackson.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Why so many 1 stars I dont get it.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
they actually sell this children's book at the book store, but it was funnier because it doesn't start off with 'go the fuck to sleep', just sounds crude this way.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
I absolutely LOVE that story. I have read it before and boy oh boy, I can really relate to it. I think most parents can at some time or other.

I like the sequel about eating your food too!
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
One star from me for posting old shit.

Another one star for posting anything glorifying S Jackson.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 901187


Get over yourself you shill. I dont know if its ever been posted or not you AC. Its meant to be funny. I am sorry that you feel you need to have hatred towards those who are different or have differing political views than you. You must be extremely immature. Its for a laugh. You dont have to like the person making the joke for it to be funny... Maybe you and Mr. Jackson are alike. PLUSSSSS its no secret that many black people voted for obama because he was black.
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SJ sucks just like Ofuckup. We're tired of black racism.
You're seeing the backlash here.
You're the immature fool.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
One star from me for posting old shit.

Another one star for posting anything glorifying S Jackson.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 901187


Get over yourself you shill. I dont know if its ever been posted or not you AC. Its meant to be funny. I am sorry that you feel you need to have hatred towards those who are different or have differing political views than you. You must be extremely immature. Its for a laugh. You dont have to like the person making the joke for it to be funny... Maybe you and Mr. Jackson are alike. PLUSSSSS its no secret that many black people voted for obama because he was black.
 Quoting: Batty Koda


SJ sucks just like Ofuckup. We're tired of black racism.
You're seeing the backlash here.
You're the immature fool.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47754583


This thread is about a funny book for "children". That's it. Whether it's old or not. I think the only one being immature is you. Just enjoy the thread. If you don't like it, don't come here and post and ruin it for others.

I read this at b&n the day it came out. Tempted to read it to my kids but I won't. Always gives me a laugh.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Maybe it would be good for older kids but with the F word in it even I wouldn't allow my ids to watch it.
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My apologies I have changed the thread to indicate this is not for kids, Its for parents only. I would never show this to children.
 Quoting: Batty Koda


Its not for anybody.
After hearing this asshole sing about the "racist" police
I am quite sure I don't want anything to do with this
motherfucker anymore
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the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
It's by Adam Mansbach, not Samuel Jackson. Jackson lent his voice to the audiobook.
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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS GLP: For those of you who have kids, you will find this bedtime story by Samuel Jackson relevant to your night.
Samuel L. Jackson is racist and promotes anti-whitey and anti-cop propaganda. And don't pretend you didn't know it OP.





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