I have a mystery suction cup noise in my house, I can't figure out what it is. Guesses are welcome......

Ok does it happen randomly or tend to happen at a specific time?

Ok does it happen randomly or tend to happen at a specific time?

OK, this is my bedroom so I only hear it at night and in the morning before I leave the room. I mostly hear it at night, late night because that is when I am in there.

Ok does it happen randomly or tend to happen at a specific time?

I hear it mostly in one of the bedrooms. It seems to be low (a foot or 2 from the floor). I heard it once in the kitchen also.

I am kinda worried that something is wrong and I don't know what to look for.

I do have a new roof but if it is the shingles why do I hear the sound so low?


I can't imagine what it is. I hate to ignore it, in case it's important.

Faulty flesh light''replace battery's.

I had a strange sound in the house, almost like a sobbing, moaning sound from the bathroom. I heard it clearly. one story house. around 4 am. A ghost in the toilet??

When I went to get the newspaper hours later, I saw we had a colossal water main break! Water all over the road, fast-moving.

another night weeks later - same sound, and this time I looked outside. Water main break.

Got so I called the water company emergency number any time I heard the moaning toilet sound. They thought I was insane until they checked - water main break right in my neighborhood.

and then they cited me for messing with my water meter!

AS IT TURNS OUT, every time there was a water main break in the neighborhood, my pipes had the water sucked out, causing the "moaning" sound.
It also caused my water meter to spin backwards, making me have a ridiculously low water usage.

Well all was solved. They realized I had not tampered with the water meter.

Are you talking about my new super duper flashlight that I put batteries in tonight?

it's the sound of Obama sucking the money out of your house. wealth redistribution, you know.

you don't normally hear it except when he freshly licked those big black lips of his.

I love Obama.

How old are you if you don't kind me asking

It's Lilith. GTFO now and don't fall asleep.

There is no such thing as safe.

any teenage boys in the house?