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I Used To Process The Urine And Stool Samples At A Medical Lab!

 
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I Used To Process The Urine And Stool Samples At A Medical Lab!
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were the donors volunteers?
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were the donors volunteers?
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No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes.
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ever had to hold down vomit after looking at a sample?
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Did you ever taste one? Just kind of you know, "sample it" if ya know what I'm sayin?
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do they actually do the test or do they fake most of them?
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ever had to hold down vomit after looking at a sample?
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Yeah. The shit really smelled like shit.
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Did you ever taste one? Just kind of you know, "sample it" if ya know what I'm sayin?
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Just the smell alone was enough to make it seem like you were tasting it. No.
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do they actually do the test or do they fake most of them?
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What dipstick did you use?
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were the donors volunteers?
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No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes.
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you mean like old shit?
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do they actually do the test or do they fake most of them?
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They tested it alright. Made sure it was really human and not just some dog shit.
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how do they test for infections of the Gut in stool samples?
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were the donors volunteers?
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No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes.
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you mean like old shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever!
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how do they test for infections of the Gut in stool samples?
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Not sure. I think if it was in liquid form, it meant diarrhea.
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whos shit smells worse. male or female?

or is it not marked what gender the shit came from?
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how do they test for infections of the Gut in stool samples?
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A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow.

This is then stained and examined under a microscope.
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whos shit smells worse. male or female?

or is it not marked what gender the shit came from?
 Quoting: Equinsu Ocha


It was kind of hard to tell. I think the worst shit that smelled like cigarette butts came mostly from females, because lots of women used to smoke cigarettes to lose weight.
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how do they test for infections of the Gut in stool samples?
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A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow.

This is then stained and examined under a microscope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229


Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight!
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were the donors volunteers?
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No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes.
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you mean like old shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


I thought you said it was collected from hospitals and retirement homes. You can't have old fresh shit, that shit doesn't make sense.
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No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


you mean like old shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


I thought you said it was collected from hospitals and retirement homes. You can't have old fresh shit, that shit doesn't make sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


What's the point of testing shit that's decayed? Of course it was fresh!
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how do they test for infections of the Gut in stool samples?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46588461


A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow.

This is then stained and examined under a microscope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229


Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


I'm a Medical lab technologist and this is how it is generally done. Obviously it's a bit more technical, but essentially that is what takes place.
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how do they test for infections of the Gut in stool samples?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46588461


A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow.

This is then stained and examined under a microscope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229


Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


I'm a Medical lab technologist and this is how it is generally done. Obviously it's a bit more technical, but essentially that is what takes place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229


You mean, there's actually a degree for that? They hired me on the spot!
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What a shitty job.
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A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow.

This is then stained and examined under a microscope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229


Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


I'm a Medical lab technologist and this is how it is generally done. Obviously it's a bit more technical, but essentially that is what takes place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229


You mean, there's actually a degree for that? They hired me on the spot!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


A degree? Oh yeah!

Of course I don't analyze stool samples any more, that was generally left for the lower level techs and lab assistants
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What dipstick did you use?
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For what? The shit or the piss?
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you mean like old shit?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


I thought you said it was collected from hospitals and retirement homes. You can't have old fresh shit, that shit doesn't make sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56171337


What's the point of testing shit that's decayed? Of course it was fresh!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


What's the point in testing fresh shit in a retirement home? Not like they got 50 more years to go. Can't you just ask how they're feeling instead of stealing their diapers and running a bunch of expensive test for shit?
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Is that what you wanted to be when you grew up?
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01/13/2015 02:50 AM
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Is that what you wanted to be when you grew up?
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To tell you the truth. The other guy I worked with didn't grow up. He killed himself at 20, drunk driving. I guess the shit and the piss got to him. That's actually a true story. I guess I just grew out of it and graduated to something more prestigious.
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What a shitty job.
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Somebody has to do it.
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Is that what you wanted to be when you grew up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48811827


To tell you the truth. The other guy I worked with didn't grow up. He killed himself at 20, drunk driving. I guess the shit and the piss got to him. That's actually a true story. I guess I just grew out of it and graduated to something more prestigious.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628


The worst part was, I guess at the funeral. They made me get up and give an elegy describing what we did at the medical lab.





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