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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56171337 United States 01/13/2015 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes. you mean like old shit? Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever! I thought you said it was collected from hospitals and retirement homes. You can't have old fresh shit, that shit doesn't make sense. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 48316628 United States 01/13/2015 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 48316628 No. They were like samples collected from hospitals and retirement homes. you mean like old shit? Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever! I thought you said it was collected from hospitals and retirement homes. You can't have old fresh shit, that shit doesn't make sense. What's the point of testing shit that's decayed? Of course it was fresh! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18735229 United States 01/13/2015 02:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow. This is then stained and examined under a microscope. Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight! I'm a Medical lab technologist and this is how it is generally done. Obviously it's a bit more technical, but essentially that is what takes place. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 48316628 United States 01/13/2015 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow. This is then stained and examined under a microscope. Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight! I'm a Medical lab technologist and this is how it is generally done. Obviously it's a bit more technical, but essentially that is what takes place. You mean, there's actually a degree for that? They hired me on the spot! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18735229 United States 01/13/2015 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18735229 A culture is taken. The stool is spread on to a petri dish containing special nutrients which allow or inhibit bacteria, or fungi to grow. This is then stained and examined under a microscope. Might be true. They had logs in that lab that seemed to grow overnight! I'm a Medical lab technologist and this is how it is generally done. Obviously it's a bit more technical, but essentially that is what takes place. You mean, there's actually a degree for that? They hired me on the spot! A degree? Oh yeah! Of course I don't analyze stool samples any more, that was generally left for the lower level techs and lab assistants |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56171337 United States 01/13/2015 02:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Old fresh shit collected from Depends underwear, adult diapers, or whatever! I thought you said it was collected from hospitals and retirement homes. You can't have old fresh shit, that shit doesn't make sense. What's the point of testing shit that's decayed? Of course it was fresh! What's the point in testing fresh shit in a retirement home? Not like they got 50 more years to go. Can't you just ask how they're feeling instead of stealing their diapers and running a bunch of expensive test for shit? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 48316628 United States 01/13/2015 02:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To tell you the truth. The other guy I worked with didn't grow up. He killed himself at 20, drunk driving. I guess the shit and the piss got to him. That's actually a true story. I guess I just grew out of it and graduated to something more prestigious. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 48316628 United States 01/13/2015 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To tell you the truth. The other guy I worked with didn't grow up. He killed himself at 20, drunk driving. I guess the shit and the piss got to him. That's actually a true story. I guess I just grew out of it and graduated to something more prestigious. The worst part was, I guess at the funeral. They made me get up and give an elegy describing what we did at the medical lab. |