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Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car?
Teddy Salad User ID: 11589018 United States 01/19/2015 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I got behind a guy in a pickup yesterday and someone had written in the dirt on his tailgate: MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN THIS TRUCK. The guy could not have known it was written there. Cracked me up!! Quoting: zip50 ROFL
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 01/19/2015 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I got behind a guy in a pickup yesterday and someone had written in the dirt on his tailgate: MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN THIS TRUCK. The guy could not have known it was written there. Cracked me up!! Quoting: zip50 ROFL Quoting: Teddy Salad that's a good one i think
Teddy Salad User ID: 11589018 United States 01/19/2015 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I wish my wife was as dirty as this van. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67041439 LOL
Teddy Salad User ID: 11589018 United States 01/19/2015 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? dont laugh ur children might be in here (w/ clown pic) i found Jesus he was behind the sofa the whole time what if the whole world farted at once? tree hugging dirt worshiper fat girls are harder to kidnap mean people suck nice people lick lick bush in 08 put the fun between ur legs (w/ bike pic) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67175913 LOL!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 49692107 United States 01/19/2015 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? A super dusty filthy work van had fingered in.. "I wish my wife was this dirty" That still cracks me up.
Teddy Salad User ID: 11589018 United States 01/19/2015 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Saw one years ago. Must've been a fruit. It said, "Just a Pinch Between the Cheek and Fun", and it showed butt cheeks and someone shoving tobacco up in there.

beebee User ID: 67167970 Canada 01/19/2015 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I once saw a rear license plate that said LUV-420 on a soccer mom's minivan. This was in the old days when all my state's license plates were three letters followed by three numbers. It wasn't a custom plate. Either a computer randomly spit that out, or someone making the license plates had a sense of humor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67049949 I don't get the 420 thing. DUH! Quoting: zip50 420, 4:20, or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) is a code-term that refers to the consumption of cannabis and by extension, as a way to identify oneself with cannabis subculture or simply cannabis itself. The term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur, to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation. images - [link to www.google.ca (secure)] beebee
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15876965 United States 01/19/2015 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I had one on my car in the mid 1970's. Saved me a lot of trouble as I was tokin on a number and chuggin on down the road. "If You Don't Like Cops Next Time You Need Help Call A Hippie"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62919973 United States 01/19/2015 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Visualize Whirled Peas
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12319303 United States 01/19/2015 09:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Seen on the back of a 74 oldsmobile 4 door all beat up and dirty.. Chick magnet What would Axl do.
Teddy Salad User ID: 11589018 United States 01/19/2015 09:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Gas, Grass, or Ass. No One Rides For Free. -- on the back of a semi.

zip50 (OP) User ID: 62943447 United States 01/19/2015 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I once saw a rear license plate that said LUV-420 on a soccer mom's minivan. This was in the old days when all my state's license plates were three letters followed by three numbers. It wasn't a custom plate. Either a computer randomly spit that out, or someone making the license plates had a sense of humor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67049949 I don't get the 420 thing. DUH! Quoting: zip50 420, 4:20, or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) is a code-term that refers to the consumption of cannabis and by extension, as a way to identify oneself with cannabis subculture or simply cannabis itself. The term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur, to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation. images - [link to www.google.ca (secure)] Quoting: beebee Thanks Beebee!! Great explanation!
zip50 (OP) User ID: 62943447 United States 01/19/2015 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Thanks everyone for the great replies. Some of them are hilarious! And I needed a good laugh today!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66617288 United States 01/19/2015 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I saw one like the ribbon stickers that say "support the troops" only it said, "support road head". Plates on the car said "SCHEISSE" (German for shit.) which was even better.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66617288 United States 01/19/2015 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I saw one like the ribbon stickers that say "support the troops" only it said, "support road head". Plates on the car said "SCHEISSE" (German for shit.) which was even better. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66617288 Only had one s in scheisse though..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 40962005 United States 01/20/2015 05:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Where are we going and why are we in this basket?

Daggo User ID: 21958880 United States 01/20/2015 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? lol this [link to i880.photobucket.com] Last Edited by Daggo on 01/20/2015 05:41 AM :Pirate Flag: 8-14-2018 The day Free Speech died in America
Teddy Salad User ID: 64581158 United States 01/20/2015 06:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? lol this [link to i880.photobucket.com] Quoting: Daggo LOL!
zip50 (OP) User ID: 62943447 United States 01/20/2015 08:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? lol this [link to i880.photobucket.com] Quoting: Daggo I love that one! I want it!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67209915 United States 01/20/2015 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? "9/11 was an inside job" fatboy is doing a good job at making ct's look insane.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33435073 United States 01/20/2015 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? lol this [link to i880.photobucket.com] Quoting: Daggo ugh...that is so good...

Carnac The Magnificent User ID: 29440581 United States 01/20/2015 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I was dropping my kid off at school last week and got behind a lady dropping off her kid. I figured she was on her way to work because she had a bumper sticker that read: "I owe... I owe... so it's off to work I go"... Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.
LindaE User ID: 64392376 United States 01/20/2015 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Two for you: If you don't back off, I'll drive the speed limit. Horn broken... watch for finger.
KIT User ID: 67210376 United States 01/20/2015 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Ass, Gas or Weed. Nobody rides for free.
KIT User ID: 67210376 United States 01/20/2015 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I have one on my jeep that says "WARNING - Bumps in road can Cause DEATH WOBBLE - Can Suddenly slam on breaks." Its not really funny, my jeep is just broken.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24007437 United States 02/17/2015 12:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I saw an old Hispanic lady driving a Nissan Altima with "CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL TERRORISM"...pink letters on a purple background...made me think...

MySaul User ID: 30791563 United Kingdom 03/09/2015 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Just seen a motor caravan with : Adventure before Dementia What choice do I have but to be myself? Everyone else was already taken. Develop a nostalgia for the future - Maxwell Maltz MySoul
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2226485 United States 03/09/2015 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68186298 United States 03/09/2015 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Don't drink while driving. You might spill some!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64590926 United States 03/09/2015 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Funniest bumper sticker or dirt writing you have seen on a car? Once a co-worker wrote YAG M'I on the rear window of bosses work van.
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