nuclear accident in Nebraska oooops

Supposedly the overturned truck isn't a hazard!!
from [link to fremonttribune.com]
A truck making a delivery to a uranium mining company has overturned and caused a minor hazardous chemical spill in northwestern Nebraska.

Dawes County Deputy Sheriff Scott Swickward says a tankard truck hauling a trailer slipped down a rig early Wednesday morning while delivering a chemical to Crow Butte Resources, Inc. near Crawford. He says the leak resulting from the accident is not a public threat, but nearby residents were evacuated as a precautionary measure.

Swickward says only a valve broke on the truck, causing hydrochloric acid to drizzle out. He says Nebraska hazmat crews have responded to the scene and are working to clean up the spill.

So how exactly is this a 'nuclear accident'?

Fucking DERP

Fuck your sensationalist headline and fuck you and those like you for doing shit like that.

DOUBLE DERP AND JUAN STAR