I used to be a Hypochondriac.. now I am a Conspiracy Theorist..

I used to be a hypochondriac but now I am a conspiracy theorist...

...and you know what? It feels exactly the same. Now instead of researching all the ways my new bruise is a link to cancer, I am digging through all of the google earth images to find more Chinese ghost cities.

It all started with Ebola. My natural attraction to a deadly virus bridged the gap. Then... little by little... I started spending my energy learning about the back story of Ebola.. then the government's role.. then the government's role in OTHER mass casualties.. then I started reading all the pinned threads. Then I started sorting by time posted.

...then I started noticing that I was getting news BEFORE the MSM gave it to me. That is all it took. I haven't been on webmd in weeks. Cured. It is a natural trade when you think about it. My doom just turned into the planet's doom. Instead of predicting my death, I am predicting yours as well.

Best part: Instead of spending money on doctors, I am spending money on supplies. I am prepping. ...which anyone will tell you makes WAAAYYY more sense than chasing imaginary blood clots.