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Daesh (aka ISIS) mocking thread - share your humor, lets have a break from doom!
We've been having lots of doom lately with Daesh/Jihadists spreading their violence and threats all over the Globe. I believe these guys deserve to be mocked, non stop, and not being taken serious at all. So please share the best you've got from jokes to images or hashtags. Enjoy - have a drink and a laugh!

I now declare this Daesh mocking contest thread open!


State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf made what is perhaps the most ignorant claim since Obama’s denial that ISIS is Islamic.

“…But we cannot win this war by killing them, we cannot kill our way out of this war,” Harf said of the Islamic State. “We need, in the longer term, medium and longer term, to go after the root causes that lead people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs.”


read US State Department Jihadi Job Application Forms here!

[link to madworldnews.com]
People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys!
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Green pinned it for DAESH-mocking HILARITY
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They HATE being ridiculed!!!
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At the end of a horrific video released by the Islamic State (IS) group in Libya showing the killings of 21 Christian Egyptians, the group vowed to conquer Rome.

“Today we are south of Rome. We will conquer Rome with Allah’s permission,” a militant in the video said.

As alarming as the warning is, Italians chose to respond mockingly to the hashtag #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome by giving the Islamic State group travel tips and traffic updates for when they arrive in Rome.

ISIS threatening this #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome: well if they do they better learn to drink as that's part of Italians life! a good vino
[link to english.ahram.org.eg]

Check out more tweets with pictures, hilarious!
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Green pinned it for DAESH-mocking HILARITY
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Thank YOU! hf

Yes they hate it, that's why we're doing it on purpose! Our social media is FULL of jokes, many in arabic I can't share here but I'll find the english things.
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ISIS rebels kidnap 40 Indian workers in Iraq. Authorities state that ISIS now have the necessary ingredients to manufacture a stink bomb.
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Green pinned it for DAESH-mocking HILARITY
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


Thank YOU! hf

Yes they hate it, that's why we're doing it on purpose! Our social media is FULL of jokes, many in arabic I can't share here but I'll find the english things.
 Quoting: Bes Maat


lol

translate a few for us, so we can laugh like fuck at the pencil dicked fuckers
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What do Isis and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They both wake up in the morning and say hi to rubble!
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Sweet, religion joke thread!!!



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The UK government has decided to only send Scottish troops into Iraq to deal with the ISIS militants.

In defence of the decision the secretary of defence has said "We are sending the Scots because they are most suited to a climate where one minute it's Sunni and the next minute it's Shi'ite"
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roflmao guys - good jokes, keep it coming. Here a video from Iraq, on the link and explanation here

The parody commercial for “Tak Firi” — the caliph’s favourite cheese — begins with two ISIS terrorists enjoying a picnic in a lush field.

It’s shot in the vein of ads for the French cheese spread La Vache Qui Rit, known in the middle east for corny commercials that often feature a parent encouraging their child to eat a cheese sandwich while waxing poetic about its health benefits.

One of the terrorists spreads the cheese onto a round of pita with his dagger and hands it to his giddy companion. “From the fields of Raqqa,” says the narrator, “we bring you this cheese. Take it with you to wherever you decide to blow yourself up.”

The “Tak Firi” ad — the name references the Arabic term for a Muslim who accuses a co-religionist of apostasy — aired in October on the Albasheer Show, an online Iraqi comedy news program hosted by Ahmed Albasheer, a 30-year-old native of Anbar province.
[link to news.nationalpost.com]
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David, Paul and Hakim all have six marbles each. David gives two to Paul and Paul gives one to Hakim. Hakim loses two marbles on the way home and David is given three more marbles by his sister. Paul buys four more marbles the next day but gives two away to his brother.

1. How many marbles does David have?

2. Which boy has the most marbles?

3. Which boy is most likely to grow up to be a terrorist?
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snackbar2

snackbar1
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ISIS Bucket challenge chuckle

This may be the best Ice Bucket Challenge to combine the viral video craze with what’s in the news right now.

Militants of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria have been mocked by one social media user who has imitated what an
ISIS member would look like if he were to accept the challenge.

Instead of the cold ice water, a red liquid – presumably depicting blood – sloshes down on a masked man who stands in front of a black flag associated with ISIS.

It is unclear where the video was filmed.

[link to english.alarabiya.net]

watch the video on link
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:roflmao: guys - good jokes, keep it coming. Here a video from Iraq, on the link and explanation here

The parody commercial for “Tak Firi” — the caliph’s favourite cheese — begins with two ISIS terrorists enjoying a picnic in a lush field.

It’s shot in the vein of ads for the French cheese spread La Vache Qui Rit, known in the middle east for corny commercials that often feature a parent encouraging their child to eat a cheese sandwich while waxing poetic about its health benefits.

One of the terrorists spreads the cheese onto a round of pita with his dagger and hands it to his giddy companion. “From the fields of Raqqa,” says the narrator, “we bring you this cheese. Take it with you to wherever you decide to blow yourself up.”

The “Tak Firi” ad — the name references the Arabic term for a Muslim who accuses a co-religionist of apostasy — aired in October on the Albasheer Show, an online Iraqi comedy news program hosted by Ahmed Albasheer, a 30-year-old native of Anbar province.
[link to news.nationalpost.com]
 Quoting: Bes Maat


i bet that made the fuckers happy. lol
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:snackbar2:

:snackbar1:
 Quoting: alienbaby


epiclol
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Isis bucket challenge

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

rofl
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I went over to Iraq, and when I was out shopping I accidently walked out of the shop without paying.
quick as fuck the police grabbed me,
"Unhand me, fools!" I shouted

Fatal mistake.....
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BBC News - "Iraq poll hit by deadly attacks."

Well to be honest anybody who is from both Iraq and Poland is going to be abused.
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The Muslim comedians who risk death for mocking The Islamic State

This untitled short, played between longer sketches, plays out like a standard joke. Here, an everyday taxi driver stops and picks up a fundamentalist type by the side of the road. The driver speaks with him informally, but his passenger quickly tells him to speak in formal Fusha Arabic, as that’s how people spoke in the time of the Prophet Mohammad.

The driver asks if he’d like to listen to the radio; the passenger tells him to turn it off, since they didn’t have that in the Prophet’s time. The driver asks if he’d like some A/C, but gets the same response. When the cabbie’s cellphone rings, you can imagine his rider’s problem. Finally, the driver’s had enough.

“Were taxis around in the Prophet’s time?” he asks.

“A thousand times no!” he replies.

So the cabbie pulls over and kicks out his rider. “Ride a camel,” he says. “Like they did in the Prophet’s time!”


From Iraqi sketch show State of Nonsense, which works as a meta-comedy about Islamic State members pitching their own TV show, comes a parody of Who Wants to Be A Millionaire called Who Will Butcher a Million? It’s a better pun in Arabic: the Iraqi version of the real show translates to Who Will Win the Million, and the Arabic words for “butcher” and “win” sound similar.

State of Nonsense also brings Islamic State’s Got Talent.
[link to www.dailydot.com]

Watch all the videos with their explanations on this link, they are hilarious! It's a compilation of tv shows mocking Daesh in Middle East!
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A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, "I thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind their husbands?"

"It was," replied the local, "But that all changed with the war."

"How did the war change things?" The journalist enquired.

The local replied, "Land mines."
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From Jungle Surfer:

"Isis Burn Hoax Jordan"

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bump which part of egypt are you from op?
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 Quoting: Countdown to The End 68245521


That's DARK chuckle
People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys!
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bump which part of egypt are you from op?
 Quoting: Don't let them get you


I'm afraid to say, are you Daesh? chuckle
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A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, "I thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind their husbands?"

"It was," replied the local, "But that all changed with the war."

"How did the war change things?" The journalist enquired.

The local replied, "Land mines."

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68242980


That's funny, but please keep to Daesh jokes only
People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys!
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bump which part of egypt are you from op?
 Quoting: Don't let them get you


I'm afraid to say, are you Daesh? chuckle
 Quoting: Bes Maat


No English and love holidaying in your country and contrary to popular belief not all Muslims are terrorists,Just north or south will do lol.hf
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bump which part of egypt are you from op?
 Quoting: Don't let them get you


I'm afraid to say, are you Daesh? chuckle
 Quoting: Bes Maat


No English and love holidaying in your country and contrary to popular belief not all Muslims are terrorists,Just north or south will do lol.hf
 Quoting: Don't let them get you


It's ok, people that know me from other threads know already anyways, I'm from Cairo hf Welcome to Egypt
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With subs ;)

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