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Daesh (aka ISIS) mocking thread - share your humor, lets have a break from doom! | |
| Sharia Law Coming User ID: 68245521  Israel02/21/2015 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| shiftysailorgirl
User ID: 36290053 United States02/21/2015 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | At the end of a horrific video released by the Islamic State (IS) group in Libya showing the killings of 21 Christian Egyptians, the group vowed to conquer Rome. Quoting: Bes Maat “Today we are south of Rome. We will conquer Rome with Allah’s permission,” a militant in the video said. As alarming as the warning is, Italians chose to respond mockingly to the hashtag #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome by giving the Islamic State group travel tips and traffic updates for when they arrive in Rome. ISIS threatening this #We_Are_Coming_O_Rome: well if they do they better learn to drink as that's part of Italians life! a good vino [link to english.ahram.org.eg] Check out more tweets with pictures, hilarious! Rome is ready  Thats hot! "Ever since I woke up this morning, I wanted to be a pirate" Si Robertson |
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| Bes Maat
(OP) User ID: 68131771  Egypt02/21/2015 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys! |
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| Bes Maat
(OP) User ID: 68131771 Egypt02/21/2015 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You baned davvi from posting in this thread and now she's whining and crying on other threads about it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68150768 That's the funniest joke by far  I don't know why davvi can't post - and I can't fix it I asked already beeches to contact a mod for me. ? People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys! |
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| goodmockingbird
User ID: 17330314 United States02/21/2015 02:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Poor Little Achmed Goes to Bed Hungry Because He Can't find a Job [link to mobile.twitter.com (secure)] I Support Our First Responders |
| SN7
User ID: 51691602 United States02/21/2015 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They should change there name to: Islam Goats oh wait I forget the space it's: I Slam Goats "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." ~ Terence McKenna |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 41756739 United States02/21/2015 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68242980 lifetime, try this: a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital. d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English. e.. Procreate abundantly. f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.. n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! It would work marvelously if they had been infiltrated absolute legions of socialistic, Marxist, commie/pinko Leninist, subversive as termites,vampiristic, self loathing, upper class guilt-trip-spawned from the previous generations of robber baron ancestors who orchestrated the rape of North or South America's peoples and resources so that they seek to assuage their guilt with YOUR money who were educated in the simmering pot of liberalistic commie, liberty-destroying devil's dens of "Hahvudd", Yale, and other assorted cesspools f festering shit which produced the Alger Hisses of the world and saw 200 commie in sensitive gov't jobs in the 40, ( guess who protected them huh...FDR ha! who is surprised? over whom the Demmycrat party closed ranks and protected to the detriment of this country from then worth far reaching repercussions even til today... Excuse me? Hah Vudd law? May as well gone to Joe Stalin University....and their liberal institutions are largely responsible for this mockery that we now must countenance and hope to triumph over...with cognitive dissonance leading the pack in undiagnosed Prozac/asst. SSRI medicated ailments fabricated by Big Pharma and the AMA cause they need a new yacht. Without that great support network in place...it probably wouldn't work wreck the educational system and metamorphasize it ti an indoctrination system where 2+2= 5 if it makes your self esteem mo' better...throw in some bullshit about "tax cuts for the rich", "workin' man's friend" and other moronic metaphors and you could wreck them just as well as we have been knocked of the tracks like we have been.. Just sayin'. It could happen. You could have them eating chitl'ins in 5 years. Don't ya think? PS Don't forget to have "DISCO" for a few years so tat while they are out doing the 4 count Latin Hustle....the subversives could actually bathe, shave and buy worsted wool, BMWs and take over the w=entire country while they sweated to silly songs sung a la falsetto trying to equal a character based on a slightly less illiterate , less socially on-existent as "Vinnie Barbarino" and any other yet again dildo who is a disgrace to the fine Italian American community of the is once great land..who now talks to thetans through a cord an string phone in a false religion so blatantly declared by the jackass who invented it and laughed about it then and even now as he sizzles in hell. . |
| SN7
User ID: 51691602 United States02/21/2015 02:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | what do you call an isis member with 12 goats ...... Quoting: ApakalypsetemplaR A Pimp ...... hehheheeh "The syntactical nature of reality, the real secret of magic, is that the world is made of words. And if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish." ~ Terence McKenna |
| Bes Maat
(OP) User ID: 68131771 Egypt02/21/2015 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | some really good ones, keep it up guys  People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys! |
| Bes Maat
(OP) User ID: 68131771 Egypt02/21/2015 02:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68242980 lifetime, try this: a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital. d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English. e.. Procreate abundantly. f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.' g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper. h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise. i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system. j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws. m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.. n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in. Good luck! It would work marvelously if they had been infiltrated absolute legions of socialistic, Marxist, commie/pinko Leninist, subversive as termites,vampiristic, self loathing, upper class guilt-trip-spawned from the previous generations of robber baron ancestors who orchestrated the rape of North or South America's peoples and resources so that they seek to assuage their guilt with YOUR money who were educated in the simmering pot of liberalistic commie, liberty-destroying devil's dens of "Hahvudd", Yale, and other assorted cesspools f festering shit which produced the Alger Hisses of the world and saw 200 commie in sensitive gov't jobs in the 40, ( guess who protected them huh...FDR ha! who is surprised? over whom the Demmycrat party closed ranks and protected to the detriment of this country from then worth far reaching repercussions even til today... Excuse me? Hah Vudd law? May as well gone to Joe Stalin University....and their liberal institutions are largely responsible for this mockery that we now must countenance and hope to triumph over...with cognitive dissonance leading the pack in undiagnosed Prozac/asst. SSRI medicated ailments fabricated by Big Pharma and the AMA cause they need a new yacht. Without that great support network in place...it probably wouldn't work wreck the educational system and metamorphasize it ti an indoctrination system where 2+2= 5 if it makes your self esteem mo' better...throw in some bullshit about "tax cuts for the rich", "workin' man's friend" and other moronic metaphors and you could wreck them just as well as we have been knocked of the tracks like we have been.. Just sayin'. It could happen. You could have them eating chitl'ins in 5 years. Don't ya think? PS Don't forget to have "DISCO" for a few years so tat while they are out doing the 4 count Latin Hustle....the subversives could actually bathe, shave and buy worsted wool, BMWs and take over the w=entire country while they sweated to silly songs sung a la falsetto trying to equal a character based on a slightly less illiterate , less socially on-existent as "Vinnie Barbarino" and any other yet again dildo who is a disgrace to the fine Italian American community of the is once great land..who now talks to thetans through a cord an string phone in a false religion so blatantly declared by the jackass who invented it and laughed about it then and even now as he sizzles in hell. . Jokes ONLY guys please, this is to have a break from the Doom and just a Saturday Night laugh People still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys! |
| Russh50
User ID: 42092983 United States02/21/2015 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What do Isis and Fred Flintstone have in common? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68242980 They both wake up in the morning and say hi to rubble! Oh yeah “Freedom had been hunted round the globe; reason was considered as rebellion; and the slavery of fear had made men afraid to think. But such is the irresistible nature of truth, that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.” – Thomas Paine |
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| beeches
User ID: 28167778 United States02/21/2015 02:39 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one of my favorite jokes ever: 2 queers (for this thread, 2 allah-queers) are walking down the street. an amazingly beautiful woman walks past. "ah," says one to the other, "at times like this I wish I were a lesbian!" Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
| beeches
User ID: 28167778 United States02/21/2015 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | another joke modified for this thread. the men are changing in the muslime country club locker room. suddenly a woman naked except for a huge headscarf runs through. the men are astonished! "who was that?" one cries. "Don't worry. It wasn't your wife" says his friend. Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
| goodmockingbird
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 53703748  Canada02/21/2015 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Greatest new trend is called unexpected jihad .... Videos making a mockery of durka durka Mohammed jihad videos [link to youtu.be] [link to youtu.be] [link to youtu.be] Omg too funny so many out there |
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| Bes Maat
(OP) User ID: 68131771 Egypt02/21/2015 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one of my favorite jokes ever: Quoting: beeches 2 queers (for this thread, 2 allah-queers) are walking down the street. an amazingly beautiful woman walks past. "ah," says one to the other, "at times like this I wish I were a lesbian!"  good onePeople still haven't learned to look past the MSM hype during any major event and instead inform themselves. Press Freedom doesn't exist, only the few in charge of this theater have the freedom to form your opinion by spreading their version of events. Be careful guys! |
| goodmockingbird
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| Abertlocan
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