WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE "BUSH JOKE" OR "BUSHISM"? | |
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(OP) User ID: 120892 Australia 08/19/2006 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry folks the above-mentioned link is [link to politicalhumor.about.com] "There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root" - Henry D. Thoreau |
Soothsayer
User ID: 133052 United States 08/19/2006 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing can be funnier than the actual words from Bush's own mouth. Top 10 Bushisms 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000 8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000 3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000 2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 COGITO, ERGO, SUM |
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Manticore
User ID: 132969 United Kingdom 08/19/2006 10:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I read that, I literally said "Whaaaa?!". |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75335 United States 08/19/2006 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "The first reaction, of course, of Hezbollah and its supporters is, declare victory. I guess I would have done the same thing if I were them. " [link to www.whitehouse.gov] "Mission Accomplished" |
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(OP) User ID: 120892 Australia 08/19/2006 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to politicalhumor.about.com] The Coded Message After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." "There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root" - Henry D. Thoreau |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75335 United States 08/19/2006 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 133182 United States 08/19/2006 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to utah.indymedia.org] "I can assure you, we won't be putting money into a society which is not transparent and corrupt, and I suspect other countries won't either." --Reuters < [link to story.news.yahoo.com] >, 06.26.02 |
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(OP) User ID: 120892 Australia 08/19/2006 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to utah.indymedia.org] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 133182"I can assure you, we won't be putting money into a society which is not transparent and corrupt, and I suspect other countries won't either." --Reuters < [link to story.news.yahoo.com] >, 06.26.02 Isn't he a scream! Thanks for the new links - the first is bursting with new "bushisms" so I haven't read it all just yet! The second (link) doesn't seem to work - I'm not familiar with Yahoo ... was 06.26.02 a "search" date, if so it didn't bring up anything! Am I doing something wrong? "There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root" - Henry D. Thoreau |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 133182 United States 08/19/2006 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "do you have blacks, too?" bush asks president of brazil by Der Spiegel (Germany) - June. 17, 2002 It is said, that, before September 11, George W. Bush thought the Taliban were a Bavarian brass band. Now, thanks to his comprehensive knowledge, the most powerful man in the world has got into hot water again. Washington - It was Condoleezza Rice, national security advisor, who helped her boss out of the embarassing situation. During a conversation between the two presidents, George W. Bush, 55, (USA) and Fernando Henrique Cardoso, 71, (Brazil), Bush bewildered his colleague with the question "Do you have blacks, too?" Rice, 47, noticing how astonished the Brazilian was, saved the day by telling Bush "Mr. President, Brazil probably has more blacks than the USA. Some say it's the Country with the most blacks outside Africa." Later, the Brazilian president Cardoso said: regarding Latin America, Bush was still in his "learning phase". [link to www.disinfo.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 133172 Canada 08/19/2006 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every time he speaks he raises the bar so I'm still waiting for the best Bushism. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 133252I agree. The best material is always in the future for this fool. He always seems to be able to one up himself. This is bush. It always brings me to tears, but I can't quite figure out if it is disgust, or laughter, or pity, or whatever. I only know one thing, and I say this as a die hard republican. This man needs to go. |
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