Ask Me Anything

Why am I broke?

Where is the door.

Can you say cockpit backwards?

You are broke because you make poor financial decisions. You watch TV and sports, instead of trying to get smarter and learn new skills.

You Know Me

Read my signature.

that's stupid. I'm outta here.

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Coconut tree

“He who plants a coconut tree, plants food and drink, vessels and clothing, a home for himself and a heritage for his children.” ~ South Seas saying

Coconuts are often called the “Tree of Life” because every part of the drupe and tree can be used. An ideal sustainable food crop, the roots, trunks, leaves, husks, fiber, fruit, water, sap, oil, milk and meat all are useful. The plant not only supplies food for millions of people, but also can be used to make skincare products, household cleaners, toys, instruments, furniture, housing, bowls, utensils, lighting fixtures, baskets, utility boxes, gardening planters, mattresses, draperies, upholstery, chicken feed, carbon-based water filters, and bio-diesel fuels.

Good answer.

Good timing on your part. What was the name of the Cave man looking doll that when you pulled up his beard you could see his Junk. It was a novelty toy.

Pantyhose dolls

Knock knock.

Knock knock.

whos there?

why is life a cruel joke?

Because you are weak.

What color am i thinking of?

Anything?

Two questions:

1. What am I drinking?

2. I seem to have misplaced my striped sandals...where are they? Spring is coming and I always get the most darling compliments on them.

Margarita,

Sandles are in basement next to box

no...


and no...


Where's the Opie? I need my sandals...

HODOR ?

You wana go out on a date for some skedi n budder?


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Oh I like you....

Nice.

are you well known in media whether ir be politics, religion, science or entertainment or news?

Yes I am a entertainer.

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Can I come out and play?