I am a going to be a scuba instructor; ask me some questions.

1. You take 20 americans to the reef. How many do you bring back?

2. You are dm to a newleywed couple. The husband loses a leg to a shark and the wife has a panic attack. This is at 65 feet in choppy seas. Who do you save?

How much is your life insurance policy?

Doesn't matter, DOUBLE IT ASAP!!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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can you suck your own dick?

1: none.

2: Is the wife hot?

What is life insurance?

Dude, plenty of gay threads on GLP ATM, go find one and tell them you are out.

i'll take that as a yes.

Damn where is that meme of those two australian guys in tights...perfect moment gone

Hey mate is being gay a choice, or were you forced into it by your pathetic ego?

can you swim?

Obviously.

You have to swim 300m to do the course.

I just did 2500m at the pool an hour ago.

You ever see the movie 'The Abyss'? There are things down there.

How much oxygen do I need?

You think thats air you are breathing now?

Hey!

Are you a member of the Scuba Steve Scuba Squad?

Swum with all of them (tigers, whites and bulls) and only the bulls were a problem.