Second Grader Buckles Under Pressure From White House

Damn, no one?

I don't think anyone can get surprised by stuff like this anymore.

You will vet used to it ....or else.

He sold out cheap...

Dear Ms Obama:

Kids are stupid. Tell that fat immigrant son that unless he gets a job, maybe in construction - like his dad that spies for China with a camera surgically implanted up his nose, watching people at the McDs, so those images can go to ISIS and they can kill more people in the USA and abroad for France and the IMF - he can eat what he gets for free at lunch.


Dear parents of Trip Klibert:

Your son is retarded and likely has high functioning downs syndrome for not adapting to the lunch change at school. He thinks telling the first lady is the way to get the lunch lady to get him what he wants. We recommend holding him back a year, or give him a boxed lunch with tacos in it on tuesday so he can stop complaining about the pizza, which is fucking awesome. All hail the mighty chief obama, king of all our debts and president for life, pass me more of that free college because high school aint cutting it.

Trip Klibert is an agent's name, moo-la.

You don't get used to it, Michelle. Its abusive and you feel the injustice and the cuts and then one day you remember, oh my god, this was all sting operation to see who would abuse others, disempower them and become renegades and the IOU's they owe me by going against my will is immense, and I get to haul them off in petri dishes for thousands of years or more of lessons.

Training us that we are sheep and should except less and expect to pay the same or more for it...

Bo and Sunny trading cards.

“She explained that she wants students nationwide to have access to healthy food in their daily lunch meals,” the report said. “She also acknowledged that adjusting to new things can be difficult and thanked Trip for his feedback.”

Access means a choice. Give the fucking kid a Twinkie

Now I want Tacos.

He should ask if he can t4ade 5hem for some real fucking taco shells.

If they are deposed I hope they serve Mike MoochWookie the school lunch program. Nevermind, who could endure that torture.

ADHD medicine do that to you.

or

The tacos already got to him.

Since when are tacos unhealthy? Meat, cheese,lettuce,tomato.What's unhealthy?

Dear Trip,

Your mom is a lazy cow. You should see the delicious lunches Sasha and Malias personal chef packs for them. Tell your parents to quit drinking so they can get up early enough to pack you something.

Mooshell

Teach the kids early and often how bribery and buying off votes works.

:obey5:

MikeTrannyWookie wants restricted calories for the children so they remain thin, underweight, stunted growth including stunted brains. Gotta get everybody that coveted 80 IQ average for all races.

Its illegal to bring lunch to school from home because its racist.

parents need to get off their butts and teach kids something useful. Like hit back in the schools pocket book. If every kid packed for a whole week then showed up to buy a day then packed again for a couple and so on. They would have to throw out so much food that they might start listening.

did you know that Chef is the French word for Chief?

just something to think about!

teachers r greedy and creepy now - LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE

we don't need no education
we don't need no thought control

Didn't you hear? as she was sending this back to the second grader, she told her assistant, 'Let them eat Cake.'
I do believe that is what Marie Antoinnette said from her royal seat in the French Palace.

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what she means is that you'll get used to it just like the pack mule gets used to the burden and the slave gets used to the whip.

Michele Obama: "let them eat shit."

Michelle Obama teaming up with Monsanto to promote children’s food

For Michelle Obama, Monsanto represents a key ally, albeit a controversial one. It is the leading producer of genetically engineered seeds in the country and works with a vast array of farmers across the world. One move by Monsanto can ripple throughout the industry, and the company has grown increasingly bold in tackling complex social and political issues.

“We are obviously conscious about where we walk and who we walk with,” said Sam Kass, assistant White House chef and coordinator of food initiatives. “But it was clear that this is potentially transformative.”

In recent years, Monsanto has reached out to Democrats and sought out political appointments within government. Michael Taylor, Monsanto’s former Vice President for Public Policy, is now Deputy Commissioner of the Federal Drug and Food Administration. Time will tell how these ties between Monsanto and the federal government effect our nation’s youth.

[link to dailyleak.org]

unfortunately there was no cake because the cake bakers found the writing offensive and refused to bake the cakes. the lawsuit for not baking offensive cakes is currently heading for the supreme court.

I still don't understand how Michelle can dictate what kids eat and what schools serve for lunch. She has no power from being First Lady.

Complete set of original Garbage Pail Kids... EVERY series or GTFO and gimme my fuckin' taco.