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124-year-old patent solves the 'over versus under' toilet paper roll debate

 
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124-year-old patent solves the 'over versus under' toilet paper roll debate

(Shutterstock)"Over" officially wins.The “over versus under” toilet paper argument has been waged in bathrooms around everywhere since it was first invented.

Plenty of space online in the form of polls and listicles has been dedicated to the proper way to orient our toilet paper.

The subject even has its own section on Wikipedia filled with arguments for “over” (reduces the risk of transferring germs, easier to find the end, looks better) versus “under” (tidier appearance, harder for a pet to unravel the roll).

And now, thanks to a patent for perforated toilet paper from 1891, we officially have our answer.

Spotted by The Huffington Post, writer Owen Williams discovered a picture of the original patent on Monday and shared it with the world.

The patent for toilet paper should settle the over vs under debate pic.twitter.com/arZl6l6ALn

— Owen Williams (@ow) March 17, 2015
The inventor of perforated toilet paper Seth Wheeler illustrated his new and futuristic creation with the paper going up and over the roll. The Google Patents Database also displays a series of diagrams with the toilet paper going over as well.
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I can't take a crap until the paper in hanging over the roll.. Doesn't matter where I am... It's just the proper way.
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I can't take a crap until the paper in hanging over the roll.. Doesn't matter where I am... It's just the proper way.
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I can't take a crap until the paper in hanging over the roll.. Doesn't matter where I am... It's just the proper way.
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A PATENT ON WIPING SHIT!?!!! DA FUKKKKKKputintp
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Over is great...

Then your three year old figures out how to flush the first few sheets and it will drag down the rest of the roll!

OR...the dog gets into the bathroom on the rare occasion, and rips up the trash, maybe drinks from toilet, and, rip the toilet paper to shit...

So hanging it under prevents the above two scenarios typically but I like it over myself.
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If it's over, although slightly, you don't have to reach as far.
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Over is great...

Then your three year old figures out how to flush the first few sheets and it will drag down the rest of the roll!

OR...the dog gets into the bathroom on the rare occasion, and rips up the trash, maybe drinks from toilet, and, rip the toilet paper to shit...

So hanging it under prevents the above two scenarios typically but I like it over myself.
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your son robably laughs his ass off when he does that
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This was also solved a few years ago by a social study group. They spent a lot of money to determine which was is actually better, regardless of what people prefer. And it was OVER that won. In every scenario, placing the TP so it rolls over, is best for many reasons.

It's beyond me why women obsess about it being rolled under. Prolly some strange subconscious notion that equates a more visible toilet paper edge to her piss dripping labia that she wants to distract people from. Just roll the shit over.
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This was also solved a few years ago by a social study group. They spent a lot of money to determine which was is actually better, regardless of what people prefer. And it was OVER that won. In every scenario, placing the TP so it rolls over, is best for many reasons.

It's beyond me why women obsess about it being rolled under. Prolly some strange subconscious notion that equates a more visible toilet paper edge to her piss dripping labia that she wants to distract people from. Just roll the shit over.
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Hello my friend! Berry Berry Good.

You see. I am Indian my friend. We have great culture! We do not use toilet paper! Shiva does not allow it!

We use our hands. You see, a good massage of the anus is always the proper my friend.
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Hello my friend! Berry Berry Good.

You see. I am Indian my friend. We have great culture! We do not use toilet paper! Shiva does not allow it!

We use our hands. You see, a good massage of the anus is always the proper my friend.
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I can't take a crap until the paper in hanging over the roll.. Doesn't matter where I am... It's just the proper way.
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I hate to tell you this, but toilet paper does not hang over or under the roll. No matter which way you turn the roll, the toilet paper hangs FROM the roll, the same way, all the time. Therefore, the whole debate is invalid.
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A PATENT ON WIPING SHIT!?!!! DA FUKKKKKKputintp
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Follow the regulations slave!

Obama will send his domestic army to steal your house if you do it wrong.
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If it's over, although slightly, you don't have to reach as far.
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For me, if it's "over", I can always see it so I can grab it. If it's "under", you can't see it unless it drops down far enough. So since I like to see the edge of the toilet paper at all times, I always do the "over" thing.

I just never thought of it as "over" or "under", I always thought of it as "to the front" or "to the back". So I prefer keeping the edge of the paper faced "to the front" of the roll.
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Well then, do you crumple the toilet paper up, or fold it neatly before you use it?
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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I can't take a crap until the paper in hanging over the roll.. Doesn't matter where I am... It's just the proper way.
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I hate to tell you this, but toilet paper does not hang over or under the roll. No matter which way you turn the roll, the toilet paper hangs FROM the roll, the same way, all the time. Therefore, the whole debate is invalid.
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Are you serious? I sincerely hope not.
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why the FUCK is this page sucking over 1GB of RAM in my web browser???
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Forget over and under,

It's for the Ass !

beavis

More TP for my bunghole !

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It's just a picture showing the back of a toilet paper roll. Proving that tp is supposed to hang under, not over.
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why the FUCK is this page sucking over 1GB of RAM in my web browser???
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Morgan Freeman Smilie drinks it up !


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It's just like everything else with women, they think it "looks" some certain way. Common sense dictates it goes over the top. Not to mention that it pisses their men off, their main function in life.
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Over. Like a paper waterfall.
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People are weird, toilet paper debates are not worth the paper that you use for money. Also, as long as it come it used for it's intended purpose, does it matter? Put it in a container with a pole it the middle, you just put a top on it and have the roll started through the top. Then, it just does not matter, just pull it and get the amount you need. No, over or under, make sure you use enough for the visit. ;9 I am now, smoking a peace pipe.
Daughter out with my own way.
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Just how did this end up at the top of the GLP feed? Fridays, I tell ya...
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And in fancy hotels, the room cleaners will fold the end all pretty & fancy. (Going over the roll of course.)
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Have you noticed they do not

make rolls as wide as they

did a couple years ago?

Width is about 1/4"

shorter.





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