All Canadians and Aussies should be banned from this forum

Your post makes me feel like pooping..

Amplified anuses

:ttb2:

A 'weak' off? Is that some sort of flaccid fap?

Stop weaking off and you'll be ok.

Why, I'm not including the Netherlands.

Big mistake dumbass.

In a way you're right though.

I remember being on here during the time that they implemented the changes as far as the User Agreement.

Right up to the day before the User Agreement was enacted, there was calls left right an center on the forum for armed rebellion by Canadian posters. After the User Agreement was set up, those threads died off pretty quickly. So it was getting pretty testy and crossing boundaries that I would even consider free speech.

Fuck the netherlands we are all bitches n pimps..

Stupidity doesn't discriminate

Opps, I meant a week. You see what I mean?

Rule 1.. never ever correct yourself to any troll comment.. this is why you need to up your game canada.. you lack in the wit department..

do not ever acknowledge one about correcting troll comment about exposed trolls.

Thread: Poll: Which country has the biggest numb nut posters on GLP?...Australia...biggest numb nutters!!!

'Opps'? Don't you mean 'Oops'? Your intellectual caliber must be very shamed by even the most lowly Aussies and Canadians, I suppose. We'll try to dumb ourselves down so you can keep up. How's that sound, OP?

Trust me, OP isn't Canadian.

He's using a proxy.

I hate grandma nazis.

Fuck Canada!

Ohhh canada ohhh canadàaaaaa

Someone is jealous of us Canadians and the Aussies too...

Someone with spelling issues...

Probably American...

Just sayin'...

Some of the things that come out of Aussies mouths here, I really am shamed out, they are not the sort I know or rub shoulders with. The sort I would see out in the shopping centre, or have worked with that have proven themselves turds on every level.Im not a snob, but fuck me everyone by now should know the basics,its 2015 !!!I bet every country has their own version. Remember, its not where you're from its about where you're at !!

Aussie trolls and Canadians make glp go round.

Ha! Keep everybody!

Last Edited by Sarah Conner on 04/07/2015 12:54 AM

You don't control the debate by banning nationalities, you control it by banning threads contrary to the operators agenda.

LOL, why so the Americans can circle jerk each other about how "free" their country is?

why bother?

GLP is just a FOX News/Christian circle jerk

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

U R A DUMB FUCK..how about U leave 4ever...

Instead of making up stories about proxies you should be more concerned that americans are using canadian proxies to make it seem like they agree with americans. Americans are also putting canadian flags on their luggage in order to not be treated bad when traveling because nooone likes americans.