Why even call it a cult?

It automatically has negative connotations right out the gate.

Why not, design your own card game, or something like that?

Not that, that would be easy. But you played games enough, I bet you could do it.

I was doing some research last night looking for different card and board games for my niece and nephew. Stuff like this:
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Not trying to discourage you..I just find the assignment bizarre after already dismissing cult vibes.