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The VOID
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Here we'll just do it this way.
Cult of the blind eye
Slogans: "Scene of the unseen" “Seeing inside > seeing outside” “As above, so below”
Rituals: -congregating while sporting an eyepatch to symbolize loyalty to Odin -blinking coded messages -meditating while blindfolded to remove distractions of the outside world
Mission statement: We aim to serve and bring glory to Odin, the one-eyed father of the Nordic people. Odin offered an eye in order to see into forgotten realms, gaining untold wisdom. The blind eye symbolizes the eye which sees into the world of the spirit, while one eye remains to see the material world before us.
Unilluminai
Slogans: "Friends of the 99%" “We know that they know that we know...y’know?”
Rituals: -blacking out the pyramid on the dollar bill -analyzing popular music videos to determine the subliminal messages the illuminati are embedding in the public mind
Mission statement: The Illuminati are out there. They control the federal reserve, they discuss matters of global governance at the Bilderberg Meeting, and they use celebrities to send subliminal messages to the public. Those of us enlightened enough to know the truth about the Illuminati have formed an organization dedicated to exposing it and returning power to the people. Because of the vast surveillance system operated by our Illuminati overlords, we are forced to operate in strict secrecy and maintain anonymity at all times.
Flat earth foundation
Slogans: "conspiracy of Christopher columbis" “We think for ourselves...do you?”
Rituals: -smashing of the globe -spreading the word on social media
Mission statement: Everybody assumes that they know the truth about the world, but what if they’re wrong? We take the word of scientists who tell us what is real, but we make no attempts to verify their assertions. How many people have really been to space to see the shape of the earth? Most of us have never felt the earth physically moving around the sun, so how do we know it really does? The flat earth foundation denies the belief in any fact that we cannot personally verify. We are a radical truth movement united against the monopolization of science by academic authorities.
Church of Cosmic Chaos
Slogans: “Ushering armageddon” “The codeword is chaos” “That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.”
Rituals: -theatrical reenactments of H.P Lovecraft’s “The Call of Cthulhu” -divining messages from the sacred octopus, envoy of the God Cthulhu
Mission Statement: Our order’s mantra is "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn": Cthulhu waits dreaming. Cthulhu represents the embodiment of chaos, which exists everywhere order can be found. Unlike order, chaos is poorly understood. All living organisms, in the process of maintaining internal balance, create entropy in the universe. The total entropy in the universe is always increasing. To the members of our order, this means that chaos is the ultimate state of reality, and thus we embrace and worship it. We do not fear chaos, but rather see it as the ultimate creative nexus: when no pattern exists, any pattern becomes possible.
Quoting: Light of my Little Left Eye you forgot to incorporate cowbells and/or don't fear the reaper as a theme song! lol lol
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