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"RAPTURE" = LOL...Alot of fuss over a word that isn't even in the Bible. Most CRAP-ture believers believe those "left behind" will do this or that...meaning Jesus returns AGAIN, and again. Blah, Blah. This bullshit didn't find favor until the "Scofield study bible", ripped off the Plymouth Brethrens (unbiblical) ideas. Snake handlers and southern white trash, etc., fell for the (adulterer) Scofield bibles NOTES being part of the Bible, and here we are. 90% of Christianity doesn't believe in the made up word. Orthodox, Catholic, Lutherans, Episcopalian, etc.. This notion is a NEW IDEA in Church history. But what the hell...it sells "left behind" books, movies, T-Shirts, bumper stickers, etc., all that "Jesus Junk". But don't take it from me. Learn what the Bible says for yourself. Vanity...Every generation thinks THEY ARE the ones that matter most, and the rapture will be next week. Yes, Jim Morrison...People ARE strange.

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no but wherever it says something along the lines of "seizing and carrying off" we can substitue that for the word rapture.

its english, where we have one word that equates to a sentence of other words.

similar to an abbreviation.
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Lord please forgive how stupid he is
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The "rapture" coincides with doom and gloom in the
book of revelation.
In the 1800s, talking about how the book of revelation
said the world was going to end, the "rapture"
was invented, implying that true believers would
miss out on apocalypse.
This is to make the end of the world more palatable.
Total bullshit, of course
You can ignore the consequences of
your actions, but you cannot ignore
the RESULTS of the consequences of your actions

Ayn Rand
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Yeah OP, tell that to the greek word HARPAZO in 1 Thessalonians....

OP: FAIL


Strong's Definition of harpazo:
726 αρπαζω harpazo har-pad'-zo
from a derivative of 138; TDNT-1:472,80; v
AV-catch up 4, take by force 3, catch away 2, pluck 2, catch 1, pull 1; 13
1) to seize, carry off by force
2) to seize on, claim for one's self eagerly
3) to snatch out or away
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Also, ever hear of a guy named ENOCH.... yep. "raptured". He is a type of the church. A foreshadowing of what's to come. In the year before the flood- the worldwide judgment of God. It will be the exact same way this time around.

Yawn... with these Biblically illiterate people
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(C)RAP-ture is a NEW notion/invention in the history of the Church. What's new isn't good, what's good isn't new. I guess you believe Christ will come AGAIN after 7 years. So that would be His THIRD coming. And >I'm< ..."illiterate"?
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Answer my posts... how can you deny the definition of the word HARPAZO in this context?

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Yeah OP, tell that to the greek word HARPAZO in 1 Thessalonians....

OP: FAIL


Strong's Definition of harpazo:
726 &#945;&#961;&#960;&#945;&#950;&#969; harpazo har-pad'-zo
from a derivative of 138; TDNT-1:472,80; v
AV-catch up 4, take by force 3, catch away 2, pluck 2, catch 1, pull 1; 13
1) to seize, carry off by force
2) to seize on, claim for one's self eagerly
3) to snatch out or away
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Same word..

Matthew 13:19
When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side.


Your preacher neglected to tell you that satan comes looking like the lamb slain and that his catching away happens before Christ's..

We are expected to know the plan of God, that He had written in Love, that we might be kept from satans hour of temptation..
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Christ doesn't COME in the rapture, he CALLS up Christians to Himself... he never TOUCHES FOOT on the Mount of Olives. So that don't sound like a 2nd coming to me.

When he DOES COME he will touch his feet down on the physical planet earth.

Research the Jewish wedding procession, research types of "raptures" in the Bible: "Enoch, Lot, Elijah", etc..

It's so obvious that the harpazo is real it's almost comical.
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Same word


John 10:12
But he that is an hireling, and not the shepherd, whose own the sheep are not, seeth the wolf coming, and leaveth the sheep, and fleeth: and the wolf catcheth them, and scattereth the sheep.
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Ezekiel 13:20
Wherefore thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly.
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Hey bro,

arpazei is the word

CONTEXT is as follows. It's Satan STEALING...


Short Definition: I seize, snatch, obtain by robbery
Definition: I seize, snatch, obtain by robbery.

Robbery?


Think about it brah... I LOVE TO SLIT PEOPLE'S THROATS

I LOVE MY WIFE

Same word COMPLETELY different contexts.
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Your all filled up with the doctrines of modern day scribes..


Matthew 15:8
This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
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OP Mad Stork,

How righteous are you?
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Your all filled up with the doctrines of modern day scribes..

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You are all filled up...

You're all filled up...

Why can't anyone understand this anymore??
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Argue the WORD in Koine Greek and the CONTEXT...

Nothing else.

The harpazo is a freaking ancient word and concept written about by mother freaking PAUL 1900 years ago.

It ain't John Nelson effing Darby. Or the soothsaying chick who went into some trance.

Do the math.
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Your all filled up with the doctrines of modern day scribes..

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You are all filled up...

You're all filled up...

Why can't anyone understand this anymore??
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Yer upset?
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Use logic.

I SNATCH YOU AWAY FROM AN ONCOMING TRUCK ABOUT TO KILL YOU

I SNATCH AWAY A CANDY BAR FROM THE WALMART CHECKOUT BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY

Same word, radically different contexts.

How can you compare Satan stealing to Christ gathering up his bride?
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Argue the WORD in Koine Greek and the CONTEXT...

Nothing else.

The harpazo is a freaking ancient word and concept written about by mother freaking PAUL 1900 years ago.

It ain't John Nelson effing Darby. Or the soothsaying chick who went into some trance.

Do the math.
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A question so simple a child might ask it..

If everyone that is spiritually alive is snatched up to heaven and out of the way; then why is the devil sent here to deceive a bunch of people that are already spiritually dead?

What purpose does that serve that he come to deceive a bunch of people he's already deceived?
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Use logic.

I SNATCH YOU AWAY FROM AN ONCOMING TRUCK ABOUT TO KILL YOU

I SNATCH AWAY A CANDY BAR FROM THE WALMART CHECKOUT BECAUSE I AM HUNGRY

Same word, radically different contexts.

How can you compare Satan stealing to Christ gathering up his bride?
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Uh because he is tossed out of heaven looking like the lamb slain maybe???

How about this warning direct from Christ telling you not to jump into the sack with satan and bare his child?

Luke 23:29
For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.
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Your all filled up with the doctrines of modern day scribes..

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You are all filled up...

You're all filled up...

Why can't anyone understand this anymore??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69312084


Yer upset?
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Merely observant.
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OP Mad Stork,

How righteous are you?
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The argument is this: The "Rapture" or the Harpazo is a 19th century invention.

To which I say- Bunk. It's not. It's a Holy Spirit invention from the time 1 Thessalonians was written. And frankly in archetype, it's an idea created before the foundations of the world and foreshadowed thousands of years prior to Thessalonians in Enoch and Lot and so on.
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I NOTICE the FACT that MOST of Christianity does not recognize the (new) notion of "Rapture" ___as it is taught today___proves my point. I am not on the outside looking in. This notion of Jesus "catching up" the "saved", leaving people behind, (without the holy Spirit) hoping to be saved..WITHOUT the holy Spirit, 7 year trib,, blah, blah is a new invention. The rapture as 99.9 % of its followers believe it involves all the bells and whistles of what happens AFTER it. The ancient version that MOST of the Church follows is an END OF THE WORLD upon His return.
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The argument is this: The "Rapture" or the Harpazo is a 19th century invention.

To which I say- Bunk. It's not. It's a Holy Spirit invention from the time 1 Thessalonians was written. And frankly in archetype, it's an idea created before the foundations of the world and foreshadowed thousands of years prior to Thessalonians in Enoch and Lot and so on.
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Enoch stood in the Light of the Lord.. Rapture theories stand in darkness and will lead many right into the arms of satan when he is cast out in his spiritual body.

Sure God can snatch anyone at anytime He want's. But He said of those that are around in the final generations that they will be delivered up to death (satans name by the way) for a testimony by way of the Holy Spirit against him.

You know that small bit about the gospel being spread out to the entire world? Gods going to do it right in front of satan while he is claiming to be God. And our Father has some people He can trust to get the job done. He said not a hair on their heads will be harmed..

Once that is done He said He would change them all into their spiritual body and gather them together onto Him right he on the earth. Air = Spirit and Clouds = Masses

That in no way sounds like a pre-mid or any other gathering back until the end of this age of faith is call kaput.

Luke 23:29
For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.
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Also, ever hear of a guy named ENOCH.... yep. "raptured". He is a type of the church. A foreshadowing of what's to come. In the year before the flood- the worldwide judgment of God. It will be the exact same way this time around.

Yawn... with these Biblically illiterate people
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potkettle
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"RAPTURE" = LOL...Alot of fuss over a word that isn't even in the Bible. Most CRAP-ture believers believe those "left behind" will do this or that...meaning Jesus returns AGAIN, and again. Blah, Blah. This bullshit didn't find favor until the "Scofield study bible", ripped off the Plymouth Brethrens (unbiblical) ideas. Snake handlers and southern white trash, etc., fell for the (adulterer) Scofield bibles NOTES being part of the Bible, and here we are. 90% of Christianity doesn't believe in the made up word. Orthodox, Catholic, Lutherans, Episcopalian, etc.. This notion is a NEW IDEA in Church history. But what the hell...it sells "left behind" books, movies, T-Shirts, bumper stickers, etc., all that "Jesus Junk". But don't take it from me. Learn what the Bible says for yourself. Vanity...Every generation thinks THEY ARE the ones that matter most, and the rapture will be next week. Yes, Jim Morrison...People ARE strange.

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hesright
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A question so simple a child might ask it..

If everyone that is spiritually alive is snatched up to heaven and out of the way; then why is the devil sent here to deceive a bunch of people that are already spiritually dead?

What purpose does that serve that he come to deceive a bunch of people he's already deceived?
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Hey Mad Stork...

Give me your commentary on 1 Thessalonians 4...
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I don't know what "how righteous are you" implies. We are all sinners in the eyes of God. I am no more or less righteous than anybody else. "Our righteousness is as filthy rags". Am I supposed to say I teach children about Jesus at church? I did, go into the prison to teach inmates? I did. But keeping a righteous scorecard is lame. I am a Christian. But fail like everyone else. That is a loaded question. If it is an honest question...than lets just say I am a believer, yes.





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