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American Zombie Offer Upgrade User ID: 65086945 United States 05/29/2015 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) *********************************************************** Okay 2nd day and no one signed up so I talked with the boss and I am allowed to give a free pizza to the 1st 100 on the list. Please fill out the following information: -Full name (first, middle, and last) -Phone # -Current address -Number of people in your household -Number of guns and types -Military experience The sooner you sign up the better the living quarters you will receive. Last Edited by American Zombie on 05/29/2015 10:56 PM "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT

American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/29/2015 10:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68059188 United States 05/29/2015 11:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) fuck your pizza, shove it up your ass
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/29/2015 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) fuck your pizza, shove it up your ass Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68059188 Thanks for the reply, I will put you on the other list. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/29/2015 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Who's next? "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 68059188 United States 05/29/2015 11:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) fuck your pizza, shove it up your ass Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68059188 Thanks for the reply, I will put you on the other list. Quoting: American Zombie Thank you
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69350727 United States 05/29/2015 11:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) I understand there will be free internet. I like that. My only concern is the delousing rooms where, as I understand it, hundreds of people will be deloused at a time. I'm not sure why but that bothers me. And what is with the tall smoke stack at the back of the building? What are yall burning?
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) I understand there will be free internet. I like that. My only concern is the delousing rooms where, as I understand it, hundreds of people will be deloused at a time. I'm not sure why but that bothers me. And what is with the tall smoke stack at the back of the building? What are yall burning? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69350727 The smoke stack is for the BBQ, you are all invited. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69071926 United States 05/30/2015 12:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) I understand there will be free internet. I like that. My only concern is the delousing rooms where, as I understand it, hundreds of people will be deloused at a time. I'm not sure why but that bothers me. And what is with the tall smoke stack at the back of the building? What are yall burning? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69350727 Remember to hold your breath during the delousing.
M1.618 User ID: 61275893 Canada 05/30/2015 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) The mrs and I are thinking of sending the kids there over summer break. Do they have canoes? wmMmw
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) The mrs and I are thinking of sending the kids there over summer break. Do they have canoes? Quoting: M1.618 Yes we have everything, after the "BBQ" we will give out the internet password, and all activities will begin. The kids will love it but we will need to shave and delouse them before the BBQ. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
M1.618 User ID: 61275893 Canada 05/30/2015 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) The mrs and I are thinking of sending the kids there over summer break. Do they have canoes? Quoting: M1.618 Yes we have everything, after the "BBQ" we will give out the internet password, and all activities will begin. The kids will love it but we will need to shave and delouse them before the BBQ. Quoting: American Zombie Could you not shave & delouse them while they are eating in the guillotines, save some time. The mrs & I can come visit after.., you do have canoes? wmMmw
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) The mrs and I are thinking of sending the kids there over summer break. Do they have canoes? Quoting: M1.618 Yes we have everything, after the "BBQ" we will give out the internet password, and all activities will begin. The kids will love it but we will need to shave and delouse them before the BBQ. Quoting: American Zombie Could you not shave & delouse them while they are eating in the guillotines, save some time. The mrs & I can come visit after.., you do have canoes? Quoting: M1.618 No problem I'll send you some VIP visitor passes, no need to bring luggage we have everything you will ever need. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 02:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Sign up now "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Someone sign up I need the commission. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58362494 Australia 05/30/2015 03:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Free wifi.....I'm in. Does fema accept convicts?

American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 03:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Free wifi.....I'm in. Does fema accept convicts? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58362494 Yes we do you get front of the line service. "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51896114 Greece 05/30/2015 03:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Do we get to see all the games in the Superbowl OP? And where can we buy those fancy lampshades I hear you're manufacturing in that building next to the err, bbq smokestack? And is it true that big pharma has shares in the place, something about research subjects?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51896114 Greece 05/30/2015 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) BTW, good thead, OP.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64605283 United Kingdom 05/30/2015 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) OK I signed up. Where is my pizza?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58362494 Australia 05/30/2015 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Free wifi.....I'm in. Does fema accept convicts? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58362494 Yes we do you get front of the line service. Quoting: American Zombie I'd rather be behind OP from past experience of tying my shoelaces..... :dubya:
American Zombie (OP) User ID: 65086945 United States 05/30/2015 03:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Free wifi.....I'm in. Does fema accept convicts? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58362494 Yes we do you get front of the line service. Quoting: American Zombie I'd rather be behind OP from past experience of tying my shoelaces..... :dubya: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58362494 You cant be behind me, because I will be running the BBQ ~~room~~ pit . Last Edited by American Zombie on 05/30/2015 03:46 AM "Sometimes I wonder if I'm just one of the many voices in my head" RCT
CrypticDreamer User ID: 27784864 United States 05/30/2015 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58362494 Australia 05/30/2015 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney Quoting: CrypticDreamer LMFAO.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58362494 Australia 05/30/2015 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Free wifi.....I'm in. Does fema accept convicts? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58362494 Yes we do you get front of the line service. Quoting: American Zombie I'd rather be behind OP from past experience of tying my shoelaces..... :dubya: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58362494 You cant be behind me, because I will be running the BBQ ~~room~~ pit . Quoting: American Zombie Behind every great man there has to be a great woman. Strap on not included. Ask Bill Clinton.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4943769 Netherlands 05/30/2015 04:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Are there any showers?

a question User ID: 69170964 United States 05/30/2015 07:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Will my govt. health program cover the cost of it has a weight loss program? Thanks.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69089265 United States 05/30/2015 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) I understand there will be free internet. I like that. My only concern is the delousing rooms where, as I understand it, hundreds of people will be deloused at a time. I'm not sure why but that bothers me. And what is with the tall smoke stack at the back of the building? What are yall burning? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69350727 The smoke stack is for the BBQ, you are all invited. Quoting: American Zombie Don't bring any meat. We will provide all (u will be it) u can eat.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69372425 Sweden 05/30/2015 09:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) Will the Red Cross count us, or will that be forbidden?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 52339731 United States 05/30/2015 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) This thread is great, I was missing threads like this
Ismell Arrat User ID: 69372669 United States 05/30/2015 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: FEMA Camp Registration!!!!!! (NEW) We knowwww! "If you're living in sin well come on in"! KNOW THANK YOU MR. WARLOCK!
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