John Kasich just fucked every single person in Ohio for a thousand low paying illegal alien jobs.

I am SO sick of that two-faced, communist RINO asshole fucking this state at every turn. Allowing the Obama Muslim drop-off train to flood our state with America-hating, bare-left-hand-asswipers, his blowing John Boner's fat crybaby cock every time he whispers 'lets play socialist and serf', the constitution burning non-refusal checkpoints that run here weekly, allowing CMH to continue to have direct flights to Sierra Leone and Somalia during the Ebola crisis, allowing Jade Helm to operate here starting June 15, the WAAS flights tracking every person in Ohio 24-7, the FBI/CIA Cessna stingray/backscatter flyovers happening every goddamned night, the INSANE amount of civil asset forfeiture along 70 and 71, the State Troopers every 5 feet on the freeway criminally writing tickets to old white people for driving 2mph over the lowest national speed limits in the country while letting Mexicans drive drunk without consequence. John Kasich's egregious insults to the legal residents of Ohio have no end.

States used to compete for citizens by making theirs more appealing than the neighboring ones. Based on the number of Mosques currently under construction and flashing red and blue lights every time I leave the goddamned house I'd say he wants everybody to get the fuck out.

And now this. His latest fuck you to the good people who still haven't abandoned this fucking toilet; tax on Amazon purchases. Goddamn you John Kasich. "I created a thousand new non-English speaking menial labor jobs - all you have to do in return is pay tax on Internet purchases Ohio!" That'll look nice on your resume you traitorous, weasel-faced, RINO sack of shit, state-fucker. How about you give me back the $100 I just pissed away on an Amazon Prime account for no good goddamned reason you cunt?

[link to www.dispatch.com]

Sigh. Why can't I go back to 1980? Any time travelers need a kidney? I'll trade you. Just drop me off. I promise not to change anything except to write the screenplays for Die Hard and the Matrix. I'll leave everything else alone. I swear. Just get me outta here!