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Holy smoke! Church of Cannabis opens its first place of worship

 
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Holy smoke! Church of Cannabis opens its first place of worship
The Church’s ‘Minister of Love’ says that weed is a ‘sacrament’

The Church of Cannabis is about to open its first place of worship, says its self-appointed ‘Minister of Love’.

Crazy-haired Bill Levin exploited religious freedom laws in the U.S. to set up the church – where weed is a ‘sacrament’.

Another of Levin’s 12 Commandments reads, succinctly, ‘Don’t be an asshole.’

The church will hold 150 to 200 worshippers, and also has a meeting room which will be used for Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.

[link to metro.co.uk]

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Holy Shit.

I'v been religious all these years and didn't even know.
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Holy Shit.

I'v been religious all these years and didn't even know.
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ohyeah
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people who worship a fucking plant are worse than people who worship a sky fairy
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people who worship a fucking plant are worse than people who worship a sky fairy
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well considering the plant is real and tangible.. id say you were wrong.
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I hope the canteen is well stocked!
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people who worship a fucking plant are worse than people who worship a sky fairy
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well considering the plant is real and tangible.. id say you were wrong.
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Sunday school will be learning the different strains and how to cultivate the holy plant.
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I wonder if they will eventually have missionaries.
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I wonder if they will eventually have missionaries.
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Hope so.
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Do they anoint the babies?
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Green God..Green Gold!
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Finally, A church worth going to.
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people who worship a fucking plant are worse than people who worship a sky fairy
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well considering the plant is real and tangible.. id say you were wrong.
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good point!
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Finally, A church worth going to.
rastabanan
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ohyeah
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people who worship a fucking plant are worse than people who worship a sky fairy
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The Cauliflower Children have named you

Fair Game
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BTW

"Califlower Children" is (tm) me, so don't use it or I will sue the fuck outta you.
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Fair game means

Monsanto will destroy seeds you LIKE now!

Corporate boards kill all good things,

did you know that, 501c religio-corps?

I am totally joking.

"The Cauliflower Children" and the "Broccoli Band" are totally fables.

No one will ever defend seeds. I am totally making these ideas up.

hehe
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I demand the Church of

That Plant Which Repels Mosquitoes!
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I ALSO demand the Church of the milk sickness defeating plant

Which, had they asked a Indian lady quick enough, could have saved Abe Lincoln's mom's life. Which I presume, is where his heart actually broke.

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

American medical science did not officially identify the cause of milk sickness as the tremetol of the white snakeroot plant until 1928, when advances in biochemistry enabled the analysis of the plant's toxin.[1] In the 21st century, Dr. Anna Pierce Hobbs (1808–1869) of Hardin County, Illinois, is credited as the first European American to learn the cause of the illness in the 1830s. She first learned of the plant's properties and its effect on humans from an elder Shawnee woman, who had deep knowledge of herbs and plants in the area.[5]
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Those who corporatize tobacco, did evil to it's spiritual nature.

Those who corporatize any seed, do the same.

HOSANNAHS to those who love plants for the seventh and seventieth generations!

Mitakuye pidamaya!
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people who worship a fucking plant are worse than people who worship a sky fairy
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Worship, LOL, another word for OBSESSION.
DOOM IS FUCKING ON
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bump

where can u get my holy bong water consecrated?
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I wonder if they will eventually have missionaries.
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Drug dealers in white shirts riding bikes, where have we seen that before

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