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Nationalist User ID: 69697048 Australia 07/07/2015 08:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But Australia has an amazing back up plan. Sell citizenship/housing packages to the endless supply of Chinese who want to live here. It keeps the property boom going. Oh hang on, the Chinese are experts at rorting our social security system. Once they become Australian citizens, they keep their "overseas" money a secret and get on welfare and enjoy free healthcare. They buy properties in yhe most expensive suburbs so their children can go to the best free public schools. Mmmm, this plan is starting to look very expensive. But on the bright side, Joe Jockeys property portfolio goes up and up! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69697048 Australia 07/07/2015 08:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone just needs to calm down. The Australian economy will be saved. The Chinese are buying our agricultural land so thank goodness they are taking it off our hands so we wont have to worry about propping up our agricultural industries in drought periods! AND there is a fantastic new developing industry - tour buses to drive Chinese investors around as they inspect our agricultural land for purchase! Think of the flow on effects of all this - commissions for real estate agents, conveyancing fees for lawyers, developers profiting from building new houses for the Chinese farm workers. All this means jobs jobs jobs. |
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