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So why did the chicken cross the road?......

 
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Confucius say: "because the road was there..."
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BIRNICE SANDERS : because BLM told it (me) to
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Donald Trump- "Because we put up a wall on the border so the chicken must cross legally"
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Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that chicken
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Hehehe I Loved this :D:applause:
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CECIL THE LION: Dentist appointment?
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TRUMP: The chicken crossed the road because i asked him to. And because i donated to the jwalking chicken fund.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

She was looking for the cock.

dirtiest thing I've posted all day, lol
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El chapo: dug a tunnel under the road so the chicken can escape to the other side!
 Quoting: KipKat


Hahaa

You guys are too funny!

I needed a good laugh today, Thanks!
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CECIL THE LION: Dentist appointment?
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5 stars !
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Ellen: Now that I've done my chicken dance? ALL THE CHICKENS IN THE AUDIENCE GET A NEW CAR!!!!!!
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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CHUCK NORRIS: Because I kicked it!
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BUDHA: there is no chicken. there is no road.

Last Edited by CitizenPerth™ on 08/13/2015 04:22 PM
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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Ellen: Now that I've done my chicken dance? ALL THE CHICKENS IN THE AUDIENCE GET A NEW CAR!!!!!!
 Quoting: Citizenperth


lol
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HOUDINI: Observe the chicken......................................







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THE CROCODILE HUNTER: OI! now see this big fuckin' chicken, yeah? Oi'ce cornered it on the road!... i'm now going to make it, by proding it with a stick.... CROSS the ROAD.....


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....​..........


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It's life as we know it, but only just.
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BILL CLINTON: I never had sexual relationships with the chicken OR the road......


well... maybe the road....
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THE CROCODILE HUNTER: OI! now see this big fuckin' chicken, yeah? Oi'ce cornered it on the road!... i'm now going to make it, by proding it with a stick.... CROSS the ROAD.....


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....​..........


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 Quoting: Citizenperth


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Donald Trump: to apologize to Donald Trump.
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THE CROCODILE HUNTER: OI! now see this big fuckin' chicken, yeah? Oi'ce cornered it on the road!... i'm now going to make it, by proding it with a stick.... CROSS the ROAD.....


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....​..........


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 Quoting: Citizenperth


rofl5
 Quoting: FFSredSON


cruise

OK chalk one up for Perth....that was funny...with accent and all.

applause
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Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

ura
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Chickens are the most trainable animal. In fact, they can be trained to target enemy soldiers and chase them down with a grenade strapped to the chicken.

Once the chicken reaches the target, it pulls the pin....BOOM, feathers everywhere.


True shit



so why did the chicken cross the road?

lol

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BRUCE JENNER: It's a trans-chickens.
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BRUCE JENNER: It's a trans-chicken.
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DGN: So Mr.Darwin? How did the chicken cross the road, if it had "evolved" perfectly good wings?
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chuckle
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CHUCK NORRIS: Because I kicked it!
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HILDERBEAST: What chicken? What road?
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
THE CROCODILE HUNTER: OI! now see this big fuckin' chicken, yeah? Oi'ce cornered it on the road!... i'm now going to make it, by proding it with a stick.... CROSS the ROAD.....


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....​..........


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 Quoting: Citizenperth


OMG TOO funny.

Look, are you going to come over and clean up this mess you made by me spitting beer everywhere?

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha





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