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So why did the chicken cross the road?......

 
fromthefuture

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08/13/2015 05:48 PM

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Tepco: To avoid radiation poisoning.
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NEIL ARMSTRONG: That's one small step for chicken, one giant leap for...o hell, what's that script say again?
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08/13/2015 05:51 PM
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Tepco: To avoid radiation poisoning.
 Quoting: fromthefuture


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08/13/2015 05:54 PM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
El chapo: dug a tunnel under the road so the chicken can escape to the other side!
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Hahaa

You guys are too funny!

I needed a good laugh today, Thanks!
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Ahh, Thank YOU!...I think we all need a good laugh at least once a week here.
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08/13/2015 05:56 PM
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THE CROCODILE HUNTER: OI! now see this big fuckin' chicken, yeah? Oi'ce cornered it on the road!... i'm now going to make it, by proding it with a stick.... CROSS the ROAD.....


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....​..........


< video stops.....
 Quoting: Citizenperth



lmao
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08/13/2015 05:58 PM
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trump 2016: let me tell you something about that chicken. hes a loser.
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08/13/2015 05:59 PM
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BRUCE JENNER: It's a trans-chicken.
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and will be cooked in trans -free oil....
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08/13/2015 06:01 PM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
I bet that same chicken crossed back over the road again, that dirty double crosser.
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08/13/2015 06:02 PM
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GOD: because I FUCKING TOLD IT TO!!!!! OBJECTIONS????
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samuel l jackson: the motherfuckin chicken crossed the motherfuckin road.
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08/13/2015 06:03 PM
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SATAN: here chicken chicken... here chicken chicken....


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Citizenperth

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08/13/2015 06:05 PM
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Bestiality dude: HEY? chicken? you got an itchy bum?

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Citizenperth

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08/13/2015 06:06 PM
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KAMIKAZI: I HAVRE CHCKREN AT 5 O CROCK!!!!!
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
I bet that same chicken crossed back over the road again, that dirty double crosser.
 Quoting: deanoZXT




Obviously a libtard democrat said that...
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08/13/2015 06:08 PM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
NARCOLEPTIC GUY(after one chicken crosses the road): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Citizenperth

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08/13/2015 06:09 PM
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NARCOLEPTIC GUY(after one chicken crosses the road): Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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NARCOLEPTIC CHICKEN: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

never made it across the road ;)
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08/13/2015 06:10 PM
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neo: because he chose to.
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08/13/2015 06:15 PM
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to fuck you over on the other side of the street
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08/13/2015 06:37 PM
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When I was 16, I hit the neighbor's chicken that was trying to cross the road. I actually got out and cried over it.
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08/13/2015 06:46 PM

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Oh no, I'm giggling over the armadillos...
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08/13/2015 07:01 PM
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Brilliant - thanks
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08/13/2015 07:03 PM
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Can't help it.

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08/13/2015 07:19 PM
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Trump: This and millions of other undecided chickens and I love the chicken people, I love their spirit and I employ thousands of roosters too, but LEGAL chickens only, have crossed over to my side to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. With a landslide.
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08/13/2015 07:20 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld: There are chickens North, South, East, West everywhere you look the are chickens. Now let's go in and find em boys.
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08/13/2015 07:31 PM
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BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
:cruiser:
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08/13/2015 07:33 PM
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funny shit

lmao
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Chris Christie: It really wanted to get across the river but the bridge was closed, so it chose the road instead.
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08/13/2015 07:42 PM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
How do we know that the chicken really did cross the road.

If it did wouldn't the road be angry about it?


And since this is GLP I have to assume that both the chicken and the road are fake.
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08/13/2015 07:45 PM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
you missed one !

THE TRUMP : The chicken crossed the road to seize the opportunity over on the other side of corner market !
Kira mai Kadwalladyr

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08/13/2015 08:08 PM
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Re: So why did the chicken cross the road?......
the punk rocker crossed the road because he was stapled to the chicken.





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