So why did the chicken cross the road?......

chickens don't even know what roads are . duh

O.J. Simpson: I didn't cross the damn road, but if I did - here's how I would do it ...

TRUMP: We're going to replace those chickens with something terrific.

I thought the weed was cheaper over there!

WILE E COYOTE: Just now? Which road? Where, where!

TRUMP: The Mexican Government sent the chicken across the road

RHETT BUTLER: No, I don't think I will cross you, although you need crossing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be crossed and often, and by someone who knows how!

DONALD RUMSFIELD: There are known roads and not known roads. There are roads unknown and unknown roads. We cannot know about the unknown roads but the known roads we can know.

BILL COSBY: Why are you asking me about the chicken? We don't talk about the chicken.

(originator of Quantum Theory)

MAX PLANCK: The chicken is on both sides of the road.

CHARLIE SHEEN: Winning!

Bill Clinton: "It depends on what your definition of 'did' is"

FORREST GUMP: I'm not a smart man, Jenny, but I know what a chicken is.

Chickens are everywhere here!

VITO CORLEONE: Because I made that chicken an offer it can't refuse.

Great post OP but I must ask:

What would happen if there were no chickens?

Peter Griffin: To avoid another beat down.

DIRTY HARRY: Because the chicken asked itself one question - 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do YOU, punk?

First-time poster here. Glad to be here!

Trump: Chickens love me. I've asked hundreds... thousands of chickens to cross the road. When I ask, they cross. When Mexico sends its chickens, they're not sending the best. They're sending chickens with lots of problems. They're scrawny. They peck. And some, I assume, are good chickens.

MARK ZUCKERBERG: because he likes to

why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

because he heard the ref was blowing fouls on the other side ;)

Two chickens are walking down the street. One chicken says to the other chicken "I dare you to cross that road." The other chicken says "ARE YOU MENTAL? YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!"

I hit a neighbor's chicken in the road on the way to work. Told the neighbor I saw a FOX on my way to work and a dead chicken. Picked the feathers out of my tire before I went home. That video of the chicken crossing the road had a better road than the one I was on-you city people have no clue.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because the ROAD is finger lickin' good! HEH HEH HEH

Actual or an artist rendering?

Dorothy Gale: Because there's no place like the other side of the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could play tic tac toe.

Get it?
"cross" the road...placed crosses on the road.

The road has been 'crossed' by the chicken....
You put four crosses on the road, and you have a tic tac toe.

Last Edited by Donny Boy on 08/15/2015 03:28 AM

She was following The Road Less Traveled.