Entirely Too Many Trouble Makers Here. Too many 40 Year Old Adolescents, Felons, Power Drinkers, and Trustees of Modern Chemistry!

I think you summed up the demographic, but what would you prefer to encounter?

Crikey

I wasn't talking about GLP, was talking about the best movie ever made...

ROADHOUSE!

Not me I am liked by them all...jocks, punks, wasteoids...they all think I'm a righteous dude.

A lot of the guys that come in here we can't handle one on one.

You forgot the God-botherers op.

All you have to do is follow 3 simple rules.

1. Never under estimate your opponent! EXPECT the Unexpected!

2. Take it outside.

3. Be Nice....

If someone gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker....

BE NICE.

Yeah, and that's just the "A.C.s"...

No worries. I've been doing the real-life Roadhouse routine for at least 10-15 years. All over the world.

I quit though, so let's see if someone can live up to my rep.

You were seriously as "cooler"?

Got any good stories dude?

You ever do battle with a madman who drove a monster truck?

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Thank you, Grace.

I'm not in a story-telling mood, but a few come to mind:

- Sergeant back from Iraq bored in suburban Atlanta, so he decides to go looking for trouble. Dangerous area and dangerous bar. All black. I was the only white guy, but knew everyone. They had security patting down people but they let security go a couple weeks after I started hanging out there. Anyhow, he decides he wants to locate some drugs and wants to use my phone. Pulls a gun (Glock 26 I think) and keeps working the chamber and clip pointing it all around. He knows how to handle a firearm, but it was a bit scary. Anyhow, he got his drugs and bought me a beer.

I have a few more... Tokyo, SF, Phoenix, Miami, NYC.

Leave n00b

You should be god - you like to judge.