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I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken

 
eggneeder
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I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken
There's no code here, this thread is straightforward.

My neighbor is one of the best types, he has so many chickens they wander into my yard!

I am not one of those crazy dog owners with yappng barking dogs in my yard, chickens are safe.

But I am gonna close my gate and keep a couple!

FAIR GAME BRO!
chickens like toamatos? (OP)
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You guise ever see a chicken

eat a tomato?

I just saw one of his hens eat one of my romas, just tore into it like Luigi himself, raw right off the vine.

:puz:

Never seen that nor has my lady!
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Seriously tho,

Where am I at legally

If I close the gate

Am I entitled to his chicken?
ar-15 nut

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09/08/2015 05:57 PM
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A pissed off American Veteran.

A Republic. If You can Keep It.
law and crispy skin (OP)
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Figuring quickly, a roma is probably 1.20 each let's say (my maters are juicy)

And a chicken living is probably 15 bucks at best, but see, I feel perhaps I own at least a leg of that chicken now,

legally speaking that is.
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


LOL the chicekn ate my roma yo,

I shall at least demand compensation for that!

Thanks for replying so honestly Chip, you are a true legend, in terms of being a good neighbor.

clappa

*NOTE this thread may be intended for humor but Chip always comes out looking like a bad ass.
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If you can keep your gate closed and hold his chickens in your yard then you can keep your gate closed and keep them out as well .

Buy a few from him or go to eternal damnation and cook forever and ever in the lake of flaming bourbon .
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 Quoting: ar-15 nut


Uh, he safely sends his kids over as well, I am not that sort of neighbor.

Dear God I can't even watch those Devil Rejected movies,

Tho I know a lot of people, chickens waiting for some farmer, who idolize that kind of dumbass life, or whatever.

Bonnia And Clyde? Should have raised chickens and lived longer you dumbshits! Like my smart neighbor!

I should mention I live in an RV park which alloewth not chickens, but see, if they invade our zone, our park next door, I say that rule, of not being allowed to own chickens (see my neighbors owns land and such)

is thereby nullified by the chicken.

That is to say, if my park, being in California, doesn't allow chickens, but my neighbor has an overflow of chieckens, well, tho I am down one roma, I may be up, in terms of the game, one plays, in these situations.
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If you can keep your gate closed and hold his chickens in your yard then you can keep your gate closed and keep them out as well .

Buy a few from him or go to eternal damnation and cook forever and ever in the lake of flaming bourbon .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51663907


LOL powerfully said.

Theiveth not ye dipshits, I think is how the bible says it.

E'en tho a man lacketh chicken, he would be advised by yon angels to compensate his neighbor for the chiecken given, hoever it endeth up in his yard.
solomon and chiecken (OP)
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I gotta throw a wrench into the chickenworks here and say also

I have two neighbors with chickens

So I am caught between two wise men, who raiseth chickens tho I be forbidden to do so

So whom do I compensate and charge with the loss of my roma?

?

Well, this is a fun thread, but it's all true, 100% fact.

Additionally, I should mention, a nice lady said

"If they won't let you have chieckens, just have one on a leash and call it a pet, walk it and so forth, they can't do anything then!"

Smart gal.
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09/08/2015 06:09 PM
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All you need to do is build a few nests out of straw and small wooden boxes/crates.

Scatter some bird seed, cracked corn, whatever, near the nests.

They will start laying eggs in the nests you provide.

You may get 2 or 3 a day.

Some days you may not get any.

But whatever the chickens leave behind is yours.

And at least you're not stealing from your neighbor.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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All you need to do is build a few nests out of straw and small wooden boxes/crates.

Scatter some bird seed, cracked corn, whatever, near the nests.

They will start laying eggs in the nests you provide.

You may get 2 or 3 a day.

Some days you may not get any.

But whatever the chickens leave behind is yours.

And at least you're not stealing from your neighbor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273


God sends people like you and they told me the same thing.

I must do so,

with camoflage from my RV park manager

Also, if I send eggs, they would in heaven, forgive me, on the curse of the whole affair,

assuming I follow through with your fine advice.

Also, a neighbor across the street has some old beat up chicekn coops, but see, again, I am then violating the RV code.

Many RV people will die because their parks are being bought up and rents raised. Sadly. Tho fear drives people to stay put, I wish they could see that

harmful codes are bullshit.

Anyway, I am at one of the rare RV parks in the rural which has survived this long, to even exist next to nature. These are my favorite places, where the absolute poor, and the almost poor, live side by side.

Okay so, yes, allow the chiecken to decide.

Hey, can I blame the chiecken for coming, and thereby estoppel the code enforcers?

How does one grow eggs in secret? Lots of people grow cannabis up here, but eggs are fucking evil poison you see, so they are very controlled.
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U gonna choke it?
hankie
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Want a chicken go make a deal with the chicken owner, you maybe surprised. He may even make some good swap, romas for chickens.

Be good.
Sorry I got a headache

These are the times that tries men's and
women's souls!

May we come though it victorious!
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You do know that chickens can fly, don't you?

They will fly over your gate to get home...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Wow, you even told me how to hide them, just a bunch of crates.

Kinda like /endthread here

One of the things tho, is that we all, as neighbors,

have a duty to keep our zone not shitted-upon,

and a bunch of crates lying around, hmm.. I need to make it look like something my neighbor's won't shit their pants about, but in which I can raise maybe two chickens as laying hens, keeping them happy and warm during the winter.

I know one at least is addicted to tomatoes! I swear these chieckens are doing organized squad level raids on my garden, at first I was happy, I thought they were just getting insects, but now I know they are after my maters!

This will not cluck!
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They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park?
West Virginia?

btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa.
not very good table tomato's IMO
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You do know that chickens can fly, don't you?

They will fly over your gate to get home...
 Quoting: Masiro


SMART!

Other poster explained "Dude, shut your damn gate!"

But see, I have to shut my gate cause my neighbors love me and come to my door for cake, money, whatnot, just because they need a friend. So, a gate is what a popular man sometimes has to put into play. Like, if I am washing my bod, I need not put up with the neighbors, I am a firm believer in not answering the door.

However, my fence/gate is all 4" square fencewire and some chicken/cement wirefence as well, tastefully done, so I essentially roll my gate (hehe) and wire it open or closed.

I can explain it sort of like this:

"If there is one thing in this world I hate it is an unlocked footlocker, YOU KNOW THAT DON'T YOU??"

What movie is that from? See, that's why I mention the gate/fence this,

It is important to be a good neighbor, these replies say so, I agree.

But being a good neighbor means also, leaving those around you the fuck alone, and asking the same, at times.

LOL, but eggs, chickens and good neighbors are always welcome, everywhere.
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Want a chicken go make a deal with the chicken owner, you maybe surprised. He may even make some good swap, romas for chickens.

Be good.
 Quoting: hankie


I already gave some to his lady, so I always keep a positive outflow of goods in all columns,

I just figured I'd play with you guise a bit.

Truth is the best catnip.
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They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park?
West Virginia?

btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa.
not very good table tomato's IMO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273


I ain't saying the State because you sound copish

Cops get a paycheck and a pension, as do municipal employees,

the rest of us have to fucking work.

I love cops, I am glad for them that they obtained jobs. I could not get that job, because I am far too real, and good.
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Let's call them "Peace Officers"

LOL I am joking, they hate that
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Damn birds. Don't bother with the chicken heist go for the peacocks. They bring the big bucks.
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Seriously tho,

Roma is a good tomato, it blossoms fast, grows easy, fits into a child's hand as a yummy snack with no leftovers,

they are perfect for BLT, I slice em and put one roma on it, no leftovers,

tomatoe is kind of a junk fruit/vegetable anyway, to be honest, if you are a tomato snob, I feel for you.
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Damn birds. Don't bother with the chicken heist go for the peacocks. They bring the big bucks.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


You are very smart indeed.

If he had peacocks that would wander in and make their wonderful call, I would post a different thread, as I don't believe they give eggs.

Melek Taos himself endures in the spirit of the peacock.
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U gonna choke it?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's what I was going to ask too.
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


hesright
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U gonna choke it?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


To be honest, me and my lady were amazed at him pecking that roma, like, I said to her

"You ever see a chicken demolish a roma entirely in five seconds like that?"

So I don't know what if anything would choke it.

You silly person. churchlady
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They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park?
West Virginia?

btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa.
not very good table tomato's IMO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273


I ain't saying the State because you sound copish

Cops get a paycheck and a pension, as do municipal employees,

the rest of us have to fucking work.

I love cops, I am glad for them that they obtained jobs. I could not get that job, because I am far too real, and good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


I'm the one that told you to build them some nests.

I sound copish?

I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother who's a cop.

I'm not gonna be your chicken helper anymore.
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


hesright
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63529163


Wait now, I don't even think Morgan Freeman is allowed to own Chieckens if he?

In the confines of the basin of Los Angeles? Chickens?

Fuck no.

I think Brad Pitt wrote to stop the egg farms, and that's cool, but obviously if we all own chicken, well, that'd fuckin solve the problem.

Also bird flu is at this time, blunted by chicken ownership, am I right?
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They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park?
West Virginia?

btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa.
not very good table tomato's IMO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273


I ain't saying the State because you sound copish

Cops get a paycheck and a pension, as do municipal employees,

the rest of us have to fucking work.

I love cops, I am glad for them that they obtained jobs. I could not get that job, because I am far too real, and good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


I'm the one that told you to build them some nests.

I sound copish?

I'd rather have a sister in a whore house than a brother who's a cop.

I'm not gonna be your chicken helper anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273


Sorry AC, I am sensitive to those who mock the mobile.

Forgive me, because, there is much in remaining non mobile.

Hmm, well, are you saying you approve of RV old people being able to have chieckens in their park?
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Damn birds. Don't bother with the chicken heist go for the peacocks. They bring the big bucks.
 Quoting: Corkygreenstate


You are very smart indeed.

If he had peacocks that would wander in and make their wonderful call, I would post a different thread, as I don't believe they give eggs.

Melek Taos himself endures in the spirit of the peacock.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


Yep they lay eggs. Those fukers bring a pretty penny when they are fertilized.
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