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I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken

 
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That chicken is going to be all like balancedcatch me if you can


And then you find out you caught the rooster..LOL
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12/09/2015 07:23 AM
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Yo, OP here

Well I figured I'd update my thread,

Winter now, the garden has frozen

Once I get to October, it's over, I basically go into Winter mode and so I am planning a better chicken trap/box with straw for next year.

Essentially, that god damned chicken trampled all my tomatoes,she was a complete asshole.

I had a foot wide chicken tromping path through my maters.

However, overall the year was good and all of us are mostly better friends and neighbors with each other as ever.

But I will be catching that fucking chicken in the Spring, she wrecked my garden and owes me some eggs. I will not try to collect from my neighbor, he is a good man and has no idea what his chicken did.
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12/09/2015 07:24 AM
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My neighbor has a rooster he doesnt want.Interested?
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12/09/2015 07:37 AM
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Don't choke the chicken; don't steal the chicken either.

I'd show the chicken farmer a video of the chicken eating the Roma tomato and ask them if they want chicken food! Maybe they'll give you eggs if the prized chicken is eating your lunch. Maybe can the tomatoes and sell them as grade A chicken food!

I might find out if I can grow tomatoes in this RV park, maybe even some lettuce or sweet potato!
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12/09/2015 07:44 AM
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Thief.

I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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12/09/2015 08:42 AM
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Seriously tho,

Where am I at legally

If I close the gate

Am I entitled to his chicken?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


If it comes on your property, it's yours...or you could shoot it. Legally.
queenbee
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12/09/2015 08:46 AM
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You guise ever see a chicken

eat a tomato?

I just saw one of his hens eat one of my romas, just tore into it like Luigi himself, raw right off the vine.

:puz:

Never seen that nor has my lady!
 Quoting: chickens like toamatos? 69516141


sounds like it is time to bring in the tomatoes!

or at least demand some eggs
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12/09/2015 08:58 AM
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My neighbor has a rooster he doesnt want.Interested?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69616707


To noisy and I am not good at killin em yet

I still buy chickun at market

This thread contains much info os this subject.
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12/09/2015 08:59 AM
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Don't choke the chicken; don't steal the chicken either.

I'd show the chicken farmer a video of the chicken eating the Roma tomato and ask them if they want chicken food! Maybe they'll give you eggs if the prized chicken is eating your lunch. Maybe can the tomatoes and sell them as grade A chicken food!

I might find out if I can grow tomatoes in this RV park, maybe even some lettuce or sweet potato!
 Quoting: NowIhavetothinkofaname


It's all about code.

Califo9rnia voted free and legal weed long ago

But code is now up everyones ass

I live in one of the last free zones, and since my neighbor has a family, and is a street level person such as myself, I will tolerate his wandering property.

BUT like was suggested,

you catch more chickens with honey than with vinegar.
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12/09/2015 09:00 AM
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Thief.

I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11700553


LOL the last bit is genius.
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12/09/2015 09:02 AM
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Seriously tho,

Where am I at legally

If I close the gate

Am I entitled to his chicken?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


If it comes on your property, it's yours...or you could shoot it. Legally.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62618916


Yes this was said earlier but then

wiser heads said use honey (straw) and catch an eggs or two

But fuckin bird destroyed my garden! Two chicken claws can utterly wreak havok on mater plants, this I now know.

As a neighbor said when I boiled the content of this thread down to him, "Who'd want that nasty old flea bitten bird?!"

Apparently he is a better sizer up of chickens than I am! I laughed out loud for real when he said that, to me, a chicken is a chicken, it puts out eggs and meat but he's all affected by the appearance of the bird? LOL Different neighbor I mean.
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12/09/2015 09:05 AM
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NOTE: If you intend a garden and your neighbor has wandering chickens

You must encage your garden.
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12/09/2015 09:07 AM
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you are stewing while you should be clearing the air. that is just wrong.

tell him how much of your crop you lost.

tell your neightbor to make a high fence around his coop. OR tell him to pay to put a fence around your garden.

chickens can be very destructive

if his chickens are young they may attempt to fly over the fence.

these chickens will need to get their wings clipped (a painless process if done right) until they are old and lazy

offer to help him clip wings, it can be a two person job.

this isn't rocket science.
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12/09/2015 09:09 AM
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we all need good neighbors. this is a chance to band together.
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12/09/2015 09:12 AM
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we all need good neighbors. this is a chance to band together.
 Quoting: queenbee 65011790


Your replies were the most lovely thing I have ever read on this shithole.
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12/09/2015 09:13 AM
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Seriously tho, my garden wasn't shit.

So, to me, engaging with GLP is what this chicken enabled.

And my neighbor is always good with me, for as I said, I like good neighbors.

I ain't stewing my friend, I am brewing, like I do every AM at 6 my local time.

:)
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12/09/2015 09:15 AM
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Nah, this years garden consisted of just some walmart and home depot plants (lol) and they took well, and I got one bumper harvest of romas to share with folks and a decent stream of roma to put on my grilled cheese.

Cheese yeah. That's where its at.

Cows re MUCH harder and dairy is sooo yummy. Man this rural shits hard, I stil have to go to town all the time! Dairy farmer is harder worker than chicken farmer this much I believe.
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12/09/2015 09:17 AM
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Consider:

COW = cheese, sour cream, cream cheese for bagels, MILK!, and then even more, you can eat the cow if so inclined.

CHICKEN = eggs.

So in the end one has perhaps the right to grow animals and that good neighbor is he who sets the pace.

My neighbor and me are partners tho he doesn't know it, I do.
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12/09/2015 09:19 AM
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Now asked my OTHER neighbor about cows, specifically, spending 1000 bucks and gettin a dairy cow.

1: you gotta milk here like 3x + a day, lots of work,

2: you need two, apparently they get bored if not.

3: The fuck if I know! Already its too much!

I have enough milking to do with my lady, do I need more teats?! Sheesh, providing for bellies and so forth is not easy!
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12/09/2015 09:22 AM
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However I will say that foodmaxx has bread flour on sale for 1.99 a 5lb bag and I grabbed tons of that shit, to make bread for my neighbors. I think I mentioned I have a couple breadmakers, both are breadman ultimates.

So I got like 50 lbs of bread flour not just lame ass old flour

Because, for me, breads fuckin easier than barnyard and garden. However, I will update this thread as I can.

There is a back and forth of giving, at this level. It's kinda like the indians, you value things spiritually first, then materially second.

Well they know me more for bread than maters, hehe.
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12/09/2015 09:29 AM
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we all need good neighbors. this is a chance to band together.
 Quoting: queenbee 65011790


Your replies were the most lovely thing I have ever read on this shithole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70159217


you might like the book "keeping a family cow"

rural life IS challenging! GLP does add the perfect touch hehe

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12/09/2015 09:35 AM
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we all need good neighbors. this is a chance to band together.
 Quoting: queenbee 65011790


Your replies were the most lovely thing I have ever read on this shithole.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70159217


you might like the book "keeping a family cow"

rural life IS challenging! GLP does add the perfect touch hehe

hfu2efine
 Quoting: queenbee 65011790


I will bee checking that out!

I would love our barnyard comments or all else in my thread! 1000 pages of barnyard rural and mobile lifestyle (well not everyone is mobile thanks to their animals.

Indeed when one has animals one cannot travel!

Oh and we took in a lvely stray cat she is so sweet! She was left by a previous owner, but she's so sweet we will take her with us if we decide to live elsewhere.

But where else can I pay decent rent, own my domicile and raise food? Indeed, I better STFU because they are eliminating everything I love in America.
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12/09/2015 09:51 AM
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thay taste like chicken
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12/09/2015 10:05 AM
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Buy your own damn chickens!
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12/09/2015 10:27 AM
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


^^^^^^^^^^^^^ or it may turn into fair game on YOU!

Pay backs a bitch!!!!!
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12/09/2015 10:28 AM
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are you also going to choke it for him?
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12/09/2015 10:33 AM
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are you also going to choke it for him?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


You're way late but always charming.
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12/09/2015 10:34 AM
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


^^^^^^^^^^^^^ or it may turn into fair game on YOU!

Pay backs a bitch!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70637969


I dont steal but you sound hurt bro.

[offers hug and bread loaf]
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Buy your own damn chickens!
 Quoting: x)Phoenix(x


Good point.

This is a thread about neighborly behavior tho.
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12/09/2015 11:24 AM
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There's no code here, this thread is straightforward.

My neighbor is one of the best types, he has so many chickens they wander into my yard!

I am not one of those crazy dog owners with yappng barking dogs in my yard, chickens are safe.

But I am gonna close my gate and keep a couple!

FAIR GAME BRO!
 Quoting: eggneeder 69516141


Hey I didn't know Foghorn Leghorn posted here!! Be nice to the chickens!





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