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I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken

 
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My dog killed one of my brothers chickens one Sunday afternoon while i was dumping a load of grain out at his place when they were all at church.

I just didn't have the heart to tell him.
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There's no code here, this thread is straightforward.

My neighbor is one of the best types, he has so many chickens they wander into my yard!

I am not one of those crazy dog owners with yappng barking dogs in my yard, chickens are safe.

But I am gonna close my gate and keep a couple!

FAIR GAME BRO!
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Hey I didn't know Foghorn Leghorn posted here!! Be nice to the chickens!
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"I say I say I say it's a confederacy of dunces son!"
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My dog killed one of my brothers chickens one Sunday afternoon while i was dumping a load of grain out at his place when they were all at church.

I just didn't have the heart to tell him.
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:this:
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12/09/2015 12:14 PM
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Op,I have enjoyed this thread so much!Made me smile,I even read some posts aloud to the hubs!Thanks.
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My dog killed one of my brothers chickens one Sunday afternoon while i was dumping a load of grain out at his place when they were all at church.

I just didn't have the heart to tell him.
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buy him kentucky fried chicken!
old grandma

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There's no code here, this thread is straightforward.

My neighbor is one of the best types, he has so many chickens they wander into my yard!

I am not one of those crazy dog owners with yappng barking dogs in my yard, chickens are safe.

But I am gonna close my gate and keep a couple!

FAIR GAME BRO!
 Quoting: eggneeder 69516141


I have quite a few chickens. If one of my neighbors wanted a couple, would be fine with me. I would ask for a couple.
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07/06/2016 12:28 PM
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UPDATE 2016:

The location is under lock down, NO CHIKEN MOEMENT AT THIS TIME, it is like I am colonel Hogan, phoning the submarines, our zone has been amped up over the past few months and is now in detente, sort of let the weeds grow.

My zone is not being infiltrated by chicken now because neighbor has somewhat corraled them (me and then still on great terms) and I grow no roma this year.

In my zone we hope to vote this falle to regain rights of plant and chicken and any right so forth, but

My friend says "Oh if they just vote yes in Nov it's give them 6 months to screw it up again."

He thinks the right to grow plants will never come to our zone. The right to chickens is allowed, I probably could use my chicken coop I built, however, I researched and found this fact:

At the end of the year, you are looking at 93 USD per bird for laying hens. That math shows an five fold cost factor, over just buying eggs. When "Silent Weapons" says price is a weapon, you better believe it.

Talk to me of chickens and the right to grow plants, let's talk about neighbors, we got so many of those, don't we?

Wel, I am in the rural, I really like having some 300 feet between all of us, it makes life polite and free.
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So I realized just buying eggs, is the economic trap they set for us.

Plus I am familiar with IRS fraud on many levels and its a fact that "Chicken Coops" were used by many, to defraud the IRS, hehe, it's hilarious when you read court cases, but only sick people read court cases hehe normal peeps just raise chikun and don't know better I guess

As for me and my family we will try to raise chikun and plant!
boxed in like cassius
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07/06/2016 12:37 PM
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Fact is the opnly way to make things cost effective under silent wars and quiet weapons

Is to use permaculture, because then the chicken shit offsets your fert costs, no really you need to have the chickens, shit over a pond with fish in them, to feed the fish on the cheap, or fertilize the garden

I shit you not, this shits like keeping plates spinning od the Ed Sullivan show!

"S'alright in the chiekenbox?"

"S'okay."
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Okay, gotta tell this story..

So I was driving down this little country road one day and I looked out the window and there was a chicken running down the road next to my car.. and it was keeping pace!

I sped up a little bit to try to lose the chicken, but it kept running faster, and just kept keeping pace with me, then actually PASSED ME UP!! Now, I must have been going about 45 MPH at this point.. I couldn't believe it!

Then all the sudden that chicken turned up this dirt road and from sheer curiosity and amazement I turned down the road after the chicken..

It ran right past this little farm house where I finally stopped to ask the old guy (who looked like a farmer) sitting on the front porch: "Did you just see that chicken run past here faster than lightening?!?!" and he says "Yuuuuupp, that there's a three legged chicken"

"A three legged chicken??" I said "There's no such thing!!"

But the farmer says "Is now. Bred it special. Ma likes a leg, Daughter likes a leg, I like a leg"

"That's amazing" I said.. "So how's it taste?"

and the farmer says "Don't know, ain't caught one yet"
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07/06/2016 01:11 PM
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Seriously tho,

Where am I at legally

If I close the gate

Am I entitled to his chicken?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


You need to check/chick for a brand first before becoming a fowl rustler.
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[...]

and the farmer says "Don't know, ain't caught one yet"
 Quoting: ChickenWhisperer 71036523


i did lol
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Seriously tho,

Where am I at legally

If I close the gate

Am I entitled to his chicken?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


You need to check/chick for a brand first before becoming a fowl rustler.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72524699


heh eyh

Chikunbrand need you all hold hands and repeat after me

I AM SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
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07/07/2016 01:19 AM
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Chicken Theiving is a serious crime in many jurisdictions.

I'm not kidding.

Many places may still have Blue-Laws that may indicate Hanging for Chicken Theives?
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OP UPDATE CRUCIAL UPDATE

MY RV PARK PURCHASED BY NEW OWNERS

Nah they are fine but they don't live around here, and, man of the family is a drunk who likes to come set bonfire right next to my zone not at the front of the park where the frontage is at. In fact the entire junk pile is back where I am at.

So, long story short it's not even spring yet, two days ago and they (people from the front, all pent up drinkers with zero bars in this temperance location) all come back to have their debauch and drunker revelry at the bonfire not 50 feet from my front gate. Mind you prior to this another retarded tenant initiated the burning events a months or two ago, causing calfire yellow chopper to buzz our location. Yeah real smart and when I confront these dummies they feel entitled to be pyros.

I my lady tells me "last night they were all drunk and shouting at one another arguing but they did all peter out and go home at 9:45" and I though "Oh great first bonfire of the not even spring yet and already these tards are bonking into one another. So, I said oh okay.

So then right there I see the owner, out there on his own, 8am the monring setting the fire again, mind you, this is not a pile of just pine needles, it's a pile of ever increasing junk lumber. and, they are not consciously and rightly burning pine needles in a longwise fashion, as knowledgeable people do, they are making a bonfire. Tards, all the way.

So, I decide to go out and lecture the man, since he has a responsibility to be a leader, as to setting bonfires at the end of the park on the edge of nature. Long story short, after a five hour session on the benefits of temperance, and also the bill or rights, and what it means to be an American, he tosses a note on my truck, the following day

"You said you owned guns and would use them you threatened me, etc" All completely false, although this man is morrocan, at no time was I racist, I was simply speaking to him man to man which obviously you can't do sometimes.

Well anyway chicken neighbor is down in the valley figuring out his situation I hear he's moving north. His property is being watched by some dude but I fear it will be theived. We have had a rash of thieves up here, situation is real bad. Man crushed by tree not a month ago, pow, right onto his roof and him. The trees in the park are just not topped and left to fall or whatever. "No trees can be cut down in the park" and may lady said "Yeah they just let them fall down on your head."

So, long story short he also claims he told me to go back to my location, and that I refused and said "make me" but what happened is I said "You ain't my father and you can't send me to my room, this is just you and me and [witness] here just three men talking. Am I not invited to ye old bonfire at the back of the park? If I preach against drunken bonfire lighters at the edge of the forest, is that gonna ruffle your feathers?"
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U gonna choke it?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


To be honest, me and my lady were amazed at him pecking that roma, like, I said to her

"You ever see a chicken demolish a roma entirely in five seconds like that?"

So I don't know what if anything would choke it.

You silly person. churchlady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


Chicken are dumb and will eat anything. I’ve seen a hungry chicken go after a dog.
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Op,I have enjoyed this thread so much!Made me smile,I even read some posts aloud to the hubs!Thanks.
 Quoting: saint nick 70987551


God Bless You Saint Nick.

Yeah I mean it's all about my chicken neighbor and he's a real rebel. That's for sure. I mean he's the sort who won't mind the mtn lion or bear that comes for the chicken because he will kill that as well, not legal of course but mtn man does what mtn man does. I named him the chicken neighbor out of his brash nature, that of having overflow of so much not permitted shit that his chickens come to my home and charm me.

Sadly it was also his lady who brought the life and chickens in, and, gladly they seem to be still working as a family unit tho having some shifts normal to families that are young. I miss them. very much and their natural ways and charm.

Road up front was repaved all the way up to mtns and that road closes all winter, dead end if you take my meaning.

God bless all chicken farmers especially the good ones who love their hens and don't stress them. Like my neighbor, good man. Probably he will be back up here soon but the mtn can be harsh. Not sure what the rules are about chickens down there but what I can tell you is that Americans are as owned at times, as a laying hen is.
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Chicken are dumb and will eat anything. I’ve seen a hungry chicken go after a dog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72581134


That is one brave chicken!

Foolhardy even!

spock
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03/20/2019 04:05 PM
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


LOL the chicekn ate my roma yo,

I shall at least demand compensation for that!

Thanks for replying so honestly Chip, you are a true legend, in terms of being a good neighbor.

clappa

*NOTE this thread may be intended for humor but Chip always comes out looking like a bad ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


When he cooks that baby ask for the drumstick. Get your money back.
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When he cooks that baby ask for the drumstick. Get your money back.
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I captured zero of his chickens, I allowed all to roam and eat as they wishes tho I did shoo these.

As I said, all are gone it is a lock down no chicken obedience zone.

Truthfully tho, as mentioned, bears and mtn lion will eat any chicken here so his flock was always at "risk" so to speak. If I built a coop I would have to raise it up and tranquilize predators, and that's a lot to do. Thus, mine is not a chicken zone and I realize that. But this neighbor I loved him because as a true American rebel he gave zero shits about how many chickens he raised and I loved that attitude.
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Plus I gotta say his lady really charmed me and I respected his idea to cohabit with her and I didn't go over at all, kept my distance. They enriched their family and are better I think as a group, tho I observed them from afar, not wanting to rustle anyone's jimmies.

It's a sort of mtn man who has the knack to pick a sort of mtn gal who goes barefoot and is willing to also break "rules" as such so as to literally raise as many chickens as possible, enough to fill the bears and also our stomaches, heh, but no you don't want bear comin round. Tho yes he does every year typically I have seen him loping down from ym front door, quite scary how fast they move, gliding, really.

Anyway so it goes. Business near me suffers but retail value of say apprx 1 acre is easily 100k based on the acreage. 100k per acre.
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So, this new owner, typical of non resident owners, says to me

"Well we will see what we can do to you."

And this to my response that he is not allowed to tell me to go back to my domicile when he is on my end of the park, and the front end has zero burn piles, zero trash, and is a place frankly, unlivable due to terms of the lease where no one can have shitall nor fences, etc. I am a holdover from '15 era, so fast do things move in USA these days.

So then also his letter says "If you repeat your verbal abuse we will with or without police presence take 3 day eviction action against you"

This is a common tactic to scare, but I have paid rent 100% on time for 5 years there is no demand to pay at all, and no nuisance on my part in terms of my 5 hour lecture and chat session. He was just upset at the content, and being lectured by a whippersnapper.

So, three day lock out, and "Don't you dare show your face outside your spot, and don't you think ypou will get a new lease either my friend" sort of feeling is what I have now. Man lies about my threatening him with my guns? In essence, to whom do I rebut? I found only GLP would have a ear that would understand.

Hmm, it's all easily understood because during the chat session I told him "I'll stay in my zone all summer as I did last year, no problem." so really what happened is just his next day butt hurt. I do think he may try to lock me out though and I am worried about leaving. The good country boys are at great risk both old and young round these parts.
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Imagine some semi American morrocan dude, just bought your home and many other folk, and he says to you

"Well we will see what we can do to you" and this is a very soft, slushy man, and yet I see now how men like that can be so soft on the outside but viperous on the inside.

To wit: I live here with my lovely lady. All know this and I protect her, as she has had a life of abuse. When this family bought the park, suddenly my gal got a nice high priced white robe and chocolate and so forth, nothing for me, just for her. I thought, hmm, but shrugged of course. I know these peole are bored as fuck and gossipy and so I found it odd that they (someone) wanted to kiss up to her but ignore me. I promise you my lady is glad I am pro active in terms of recon and defense, make no mistake about that. She asked me to go talk to him, and maybe I didn't do it right but at no time, did he ever inquire about her during this five hour talk, like to say "Hey buddy what about your gal did she ask you to come talk to me?"

They want to make everyone into discrete units, and to ignore whom you are partnered with, unless it suits them to not ignore them.

These zones are awash with isolated males, drifting into people's lives and I strive to not be like that. I am a homebody I cook all my lady's meals, etc. So, it's almost like a total polarity shift it's like suddenly my zone has gone from paradise to burnt out husk with yes lots of renters but little life as such.

All chicken gone. humans lying and acting like dumb pill trading drunk methhead beasts.
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Seriously tho,

Where am I at legally

If I close the gate

Am I entitled to his chicken?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


no

if a child walked into your yard, you are not entitle to keep it

fuckin nutjob
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Don't forget to choke it.
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If by chicken you mean dog, that would be a mistake.

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Op

Those chickens will clean out your garden. They eat lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber and anything else tasty. Mine like the strawberry patch, but leave raspberries alone. You are not allowed to steal someones livestock period. Maybe tell them they are in your gardena nd damaged the tomatoes. then negotiate a price for a couple hens. You will have to build a pen for them or the garden will be damaged.
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They let you grow tomatoes in an RV park?
West Virginia?

btw - Roma's kinda suck except for canning or making salsa.
not very good table tomato's IMO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273


Soon there will be a war where the RV parks get taken over by good people once again. These out of state owners have to go.





GLP