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I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken

 
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Illegally it takes not much to open an RV park with whatever rules you want.

BYOP Bring Your Own Power for example. Let one guy live electricity free ifn' he wants, his neighbor can have solar, reasonable generator.

Have a honeywagon that services people's dump tanks, just roll weekly to each can and dump it, no need for digging. HW then takes waste to above ground septic tank, like how they clean the shitters in national parks, gigantic vacuum guy comes in [vacuuum sound]

RV FOR LIFE, this also means the war on 3/4 trucks and towing itself, Cash For Clunkers for exmple, has been ongoing. But, americans can strengthen the national RV and towing power, we can fix our trucks, make better ones. Let the new stuff die, the houses the new trucks, all garbage. Stick to the old ways.
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05/29/2020 11:51 AM
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All these RV parks being paved and cleansed, are being owned by horrible females, the rich bored idiots. Freedom dies at the hands of hens hiding behind their roosters who have no guts or teeth.
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05/29/2020 12:04 PM
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You kill my chickens I’m killing your dogs
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You kill my chickens I’m killing your dogs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72009430


Oh man, I would way rather tolerate chicken neighbor than unruly dog neighbor.

Dogs are fine but these people use them as mental illness compensators. No one raises chickens to offload their own mental illness onto.
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05/29/2020 12:08 PM
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Go over to his house and offer him something for a couple of chickens dude. Don't be stealing shit.
 Quoting: Chip


LOL the chicekn ate my roma yo,

I shall at least demand compensation for that!

Thanks for replying so honestly Chip, you are a true legend, in terms of being a good neighbor.

clappa

*NOTE this thread may be intended for humor but Chip always comes out looking like a bad ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69516141


On page 1 there's a quote from Chip, but Chip's original post is gone. (see page 1)


Is Chip gone from GLP, or is this because much of his posting history was scrubbed?
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But that's another thing, our love of animals. Animal shelters and end-of-life for animals, matters as much as gardens. Of all these necessary things, none are allowed. I feed a couple stray cats, took two in. But, sadism and cruel deaths to animals, are the result of food deserts such as the real estate cunts create. Real estate cunt doesn't build an animal shelter in the RV park she buys.
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On page 1 there's a quote from Chip, but Chip's original post is gone. (see page 1)


Is Chip gone from GLP, or is this because much of his posting history was scrubbed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76298883


OP here, not sure but I never liked him.
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There's no code here, this thread is straightforward.

My neighbor is one of the best types, he has so many chickens they wander into my yard!

I am not one of those crazy dog owners with yappng barking dogs in my yard, chickens are safe.

But I am gonna close my gate and keep a couple!

FAIR GAME BRO!
 Quoting: eggneeder 69516141


Dax, stop putting your dick into chickens.
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Dax, stop putting your dick into chickens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Chicken is for eating, and political rebellion, nor for fucking. Pfft, is "Dax" some friend of yours? Fuckin AC trek shitposter.
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Dax, stop putting your dick into chickens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Chicken is for eating, and political rebellion, nor for fucking. Pfft, is "Dax" some friend of yours? Fuckin AC trek shitposter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


Is this your first day on glp? Everyone knows shep.
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05/29/2020 12:19 PM
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Is this your first day on glp? Everyone knows shep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Although the name follows me, I am not of GLP. Trying to be OG you fuckin shitstain? Link a thread you made.
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05/29/2020 12:20 PM
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Close the gate and ALSO

ask the neighbor to clip the chickens wings

it doesn't hurt them, and it will help to keep them behind the gate

and hopefully save your tomatoes

otherwise, you might have to bring the tomatoes in!

if the neighbor lives alone, volunteer to help clip the wings, it's easier with two

catdance
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Is this your first day on glp? Everyone knows shep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Although the name follows me, I am not of GLP. Trying to be OG you fuckin shitstain? Link a thread you made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


GLP is nothing but a tool for violence against the chains of this wirld. If I smash GLP as I smash the chains, so be it.
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On page 1 there's a quote from Chip, but Chip's original post is gone. (see page 1)


Is Chip gone from GLP, or is this because much of his posting history was scrubbed?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76298883


OP here, not sure but I never liked him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


For someone who doesn't like Chip, you were sure all over his dick on page 1 like his biggest fanboy.
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Re: I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken
Close the gate and ALSO

ask the neighbor to clip the chickens wings

it doesn't hurt them, and it will help to keep them behind the gate

and hopefully save your tomatoes

otherwise, you might have to bring the tomatoes in!

if the neighbor lives alone, volunteer to help clip the wings, it's easier with two

catdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77197203


Clipping the wings of birds so they can't fly well involves clipping their flight feathers.

It does not mean to actually clip their wings off.

Public service announcement for all the dummies in the world.

angel4
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05/29/2020 12:29 PM
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For someone who doesn't like Chip, you were sure all over his dick on page 1 like his biggest fanboy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76298883


It's a fair point, that's how you deal with narcissists and registards with power. But the homo part you inserted was all you.
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05/29/2020 12:31 PM
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The penguin has one egg and no chicken-level flight capabilities. Humans are very much like birds.
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Is this your first day on glp? Everyone knows shep.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Although the name follows me, I am not of GLP. Trying to be OG you fuckin shitstain? Link a thread you made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


Did your moon base blow up and you decided to post on random internet sites?
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Re: I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken
Close the gate and ALSO

ask the neighbor to clip the chickens wings

it doesn't hurt them, and it will help to keep them behind the gate

and hopefully save your tomatoes

otherwise, you might have to bring the tomatoes in!

if the neighbor lives alone, volunteer to help clip the wings, it's easier with two

catdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77197203


Clipping the wings of birds so they can't fly well involves clipping their flight feathers.

It does not mean to actually clip their wings off.

Public service announcement for all the dummies in the world.

angel4
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78966504


Lots of good videos on youtube that explain how!
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[...] Link a thread you made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


Did your moon base blow up and you decided to post on random internet sites?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


You oneline shitstains have won some battles, some domains. But here it ends.
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[...] Link a thread you made.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


Did your moon base blow up and you decided to post on random internet sites?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


You oneline shitstains have won some battles, some domains. But here it ends.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


What are you going to do? Start screwing squirrels?
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What are you going to do? Start screwing squirrels?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Even tho you are dumb, your point is valid. Rather than hunting squirrels, raising them and keeping them like minks, would provide more squirrel tacos.
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Are you keeping it for food, companionship (as a pet) or to spite your neighbor?
Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world. -- Abraham Lincoln


The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. -- Albert Camus
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Are you keeping it for food, companionship (as a pet) or to spite your neighbor?
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That was 2015

Location now post-tsunami.

Tsunami = bitches empowered since 2015.
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Freedom dies at the hands of hens hiding behind their roosters who have no guts or teeth.
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Set up some cute little nesting boxes and put some food scraps near them. Bet you'll get some free eggs delivered.
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What are you going to do? Start screwing squirrels?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


Even tho you are dumb, your point is valid. Rather than hunting squirrels, raising them and keeping them like minks, would provide more squirrel tacos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69770719


Cousin Eddy claims that squirrels are very high in cholesterol.
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Cousin Eddy claims that squirrels are very high in cholesterol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78894590


I have one's head as my xfer case shiter.
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Bumping my eggselent old thread from some sumers ago, life has changed a lot.
Anyone denying chickens is a hater of families
a hater of humans

CHICKEN RIGHTS NOW
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You gonna choke that chicken?





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