I gotta throw a wrench into the chickenworks here and say also

I have two neighbors with chickens

So I am caught between two wise men, who raiseth chickens tho I be forbidden to do so

So whom do I compensate and charge with the loss of my roma?

?

Well, this is a fun thread, but it's all true, 100% fact.

Additionally, I should mention, a nice lady said

"If they won't let you have chieckens, just have one on a leash and call it a pet, walk it and so forth, they can't do anything then!"

Smart gal.