All you need to do is build a few nests out of straw and small wooden boxes/crates.
Scatter some bird seed, cracked corn, whatever, near the nests.
They will start laying eggs in the nests you provide.
You may get 2 or 3 a day.
Some days you may not get any.
But whatever the chickens leave behind is yours.
And at least you're not stealing from your neighbor.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70274273 God sends people like you and they told me the same thing.
I must do so,
with camoflage from my RV park manager
Also, if I send eggs, they would in heaven, forgive me, on the curse of the whole affair,
assuming I follow through with your fine advice.
Also, a neighbor across the street has some old beat up chicekn coops, but see, again, I am then violating the RV code.
Many RV people will die because their parks are being bought up and rents raised. Sadly. Tho fear drives people to stay put, I wish they could see that
harmful codes are bullshit.
Anyway, I am at one of the rare RV parks in the rural which has survived this long, to even exist next to nature. These are my favorite places, where the absolute poor, and the almost poor, live side by side.
Okay so, yes, allow the chiecken to decide.
Hey, can I blame the chiecken for coming, and thereby estoppel the code enforcers?
How does one grow eggs in secret? Lots of people grow cannabis up here, but eggs are fucking evil poison you see, so they are very controlled.