If you steal em he might shoot your thiven ass.
That real enough for you?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24124419 Whoa you make a real good point,
I'd be having a delicious hard boiled egg, [tap tap tap]
and my skull would shatter into a thousand peices as he avenged the loss of his chicken.
It is true that some men love their chicken too much, but he's not like that, he's good, normal.
No, he would maybe just oh I don't know, grow ten more chieckens, he's that kind of great neighbor, some people just have good things overlfowing.
Now, to be honest, many of the folks in the park, complain, like, maybe it's 50%?
Hmm, they complain but I don't.I have a garden, they don't. Hmm. Well, I share my romas but my melon plant took a giant dumpo, ants ate it.