Now asked my OTHER neighbor about cows, specifically, spending 1000 bucks and gettin a dairy cow.

1: you gotta milk here like 3x + a day, lots of work,

2: you need two, apparently they get bored if not.

3: The fuck if I know! Already its too much!

I have enough milking to do with my lady, do I need more teats?! Sheesh, providing for bellies and so forth is not easy!