Okay, gotta tell this story..

So I was driving down this little country road one day and I looked out the window and there was a chicken running down the road next to my car.. and it was keeping pace!

I sped up a little bit to try to lose the chicken, but it kept running faster, and just kept keeping pace with me, then actually PASSED ME UP!! Now, I must have been going about 45 MPH at this point.. I couldn't believe it!

Then all the sudden that chicken turned up this dirt road and from sheer curiosity and amazement I turned down the road after the chicken..

It ran right past this little farm house where I finally stopped to ask the old guy (who looked like a farmer) sitting on the front porch: "Did you just see that chicken run past here faster than lightening?!?!" and he says "Yuuuuupp, that there's a three legged chicken"

"A three legged chicken??" I said "There's no such thing!!"

But the farmer says "Is now. Bred it special. Ma likes a leg, Daughter likes a leg, I like a leg"

"That's amazing" I said.. "So how's it taste?"

and the farmer says "Don't know, ain't caught one yet"