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Message Subject I Am Gonna Catch My Neighbor's Chicken
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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OP UPDATE CRUCIAL UPDATE

MY RV PARK PURCHASED BY NEW OWNERS

Nah they are fine but they don't live around here, and, man of the family is a drunk who likes to come set bonfire right next to my zone not at the front of the park where the frontage is at. In fact the entire junk pile is back where I am at.

So, long story short it's not even spring yet, two days ago and they (people from the front, all pent up drinkers with zero bars in this temperance location) all come back to have their debauch and drunker revelry at the bonfire not 50 feet from my front gate. Mind you prior to this another retarded tenant initiated the burning events a months or two ago, causing calfire yellow chopper to buzz our location. Yeah real smart and when I confront these dummies they feel entitled to be pyros.

I my lady tells me "last night they were all drunk and shouting at one another arguing but they did all peter out and go home at 9:45" and I though "Oh great first bonfire of the not even spring yet and already these tards are bonking into one another. So, I said oh okay.

So then right there I see the owner, out there on his own, 8am the monring setting the fire again, mind you, this is not a pile of just pine needles, it's a pile of ever increasing junk lumber. and, they are not consciously and rightly burning pine needles in a longwise fashion, as knowledgeable people do, they are making a bonfire. Tards, all the way.

So, I decide to go out and lecture the man, since he has a responsibility to be a leader, as to setting bonfires at the end of the park on the edge of nature. Long story short, after a five hour session on the benefits of temperance, and also the bill or rights, and what it means to be an American, he tosses a note on my truck, the following day

"You said you owned guns and would use them you threatened me, etc" All completely false, although this man is morrocan, at no time was I racist, I was simply speaking to him man to man which obviously you can't do sometimes.

Well anyway chicken neighbor is down in the valley figuring out his situation I hear he's moving north. His property is being watched by some dude but I fear it will be theived. We have had a rash of thieves up here, situation is real bad. Man crushed by tree not a month ago, pow, right onto his roof and him. The trees in the park are just not topped and left to fall or whatever. "No trees can be cut down in the park" and may lady said "Yeah they just let them fall down on your head."

So, long story short he also claims he told me to go back to my location, and that I refused and said "make me" but what happened is I said "You ain't my father and you can't send me to my room, this is just you and me and [witness] here just three men talking. Am I not invited to ye old bonfire at the back of the park? If I preach against drunken bonfire lighters at the edge of the forest, is that gonna ruffle your feathers?"
 
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