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Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers

 
RemoteGlasses

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09/28/2015 07:18 PM

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Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
The makers of a new product called the Skarp Laser Razor want to give you an incredibly close, irritation-free shave using lasers. The prototype is an aluminum razor-shaped gizmo that they say uses a laser to cut (not burn) the hair at skin level for a close shave, and works for all hair colors.

Because the laser is supposed to last about 50,000 hours and be usable without water, it would be good for the environment as well.
[link to www.cnet.com]


But in their video everyone of them needs a shave. chuckle
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09/28/2015 07:21 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
It's not a hoverboard, but it will do.

The future is finally here!!!
RemoteGlasses  (OP)

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09/28/2015 07:33 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
It's not a hoverboard, but it will do.

The future is finally here!!!
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


I just hope the damn thing works, I hate shaving.
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09/28/2015 07:38 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
They need the Dragon Den
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09/28/2015 07:39 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
If only they made it look more like a lightsaber....
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09/28/2015 07:40 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Would be cool... Blades need to go out
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09/28/2015 08:10 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
I can imagine that if their product actually works, they will be bought out and we'll never hear from them again. Bad part is if their product doesn't work, we won't hear that either. Either way, no laser-razor for us I predict.
RemoteGlasses  (OP)

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09/28/2015 08:23 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
I can imagine that if their product actually works, they will be bought out and we'll never hear from them again. Bad part is if their product doesn't work, we won't hear that either. Either way, no laser-razor for us I predict.
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My thoughts too!
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09/28/2015 08:24 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
How well does it work in the shower?
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09/28/2015 08:25 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
How well does it work in the shower?
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Says you don't use water or shaving cream.
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09/28/2015 08:32 PM

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I'll wait for the reviews to see how well it works before buying it.
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09/28/2015 08:40 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
That one guy is not human, he talks just like a computer. Listen at 36 seconds... must be a skinwalker yoda

Cool product though but I agree they will probably be bought out, too many company's/products at jeopardy with this lazer razer.
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09/28/2015 08:41 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
about time, i hate shaving, now if we can just find a better way to poop than using toilets.
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09/28/2015 08:44 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
After seeing your avatar, OP,
did you try it?
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09/28/2015 08:50 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
How well does it work in the shower?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


Says you don't use water or shaving cream.
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


Yeah, but what if I wanna shave in the shower? Will it leave a mark?
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09/28/2015 09:06 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
How well does it work in the shower?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


Says you don't use water or shaving cream.
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


Yeah, but what if I wanna shave in the shower? Will it leave a mark?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


If you don't need water with it, why would you want to use it in the shower?

I have no idea if it's waterproof.
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
How well does it work in the shower?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


Says you don't use water or shaving cream.
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


Yeah, but what if I wanna shave in the shower? Will it leave a mark?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


If you don't need water with it, why would you want to use it in the shower?

I have no idea if it's waterproof.
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


If it doesn't burn the hair off then there's trimmings, right? Why wouldn't you use it in the shower?
RemoteGlasses  (OP)

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09/28/2015 09:14 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
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Says you don't use water or shaving cream.
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


Yeah, but what if I wanna shave in the shower? Will it leave a mark?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


If you don't need water with it, why would you want to use it in the shower?

I have no idea if it's waterproof.
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


If it doesn't burn the hair off then there's trimmings, right? Why wouldn't you use it in the shower?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69176582


It cuts the hair at skin level, so they say. My guess is that it wouldn't work so well in the shower.

scratching

I never shaved in the shower and the trimmings fall into the sink while I'm looking in the mirror. What is it that you're shaving?
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09/28/2015 09:18 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Not a bad price either, around $150!
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09/28/2015 09:29 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Would be great for the scrotum! Every guy knows how sensitive it is to shave the private area!

Shave the scrotum!
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09/28/2015 09:34 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Would be great for the scrotum! Every guy knows how sensitive it is to shave the private area!

Shave the scrotum!
 Quoting: Professional Amateur


hiding A girlfriend wanted me to shave that one time. Fuck, I cut myself and will never try that again. Now I only trim!
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09/28/2015 10:01 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
I bet this would be great for a hair free ass
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09/28/2015 10:10 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Quick left and right motions with a blow torch work *much* better for the scrotum area.
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09/28/2015 10:13 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Quick left and right motions with a blow torch work *much* better for the scrotum area.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70115623


Do you speak from experience?
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09/28/2015 10:15 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
How well does it work in the shower?
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Their web site says you can use it in the shower. It is waterproof.
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Would be great for the scrotum! Every guy knows how sensitive it is to shave the private area!

Shave the scrotum!
 Quoting: Professional Amateur


hiding A girlfriend wanted me to shave that one time. Fuck, I cut myself and will never try that again. Now I only trim!
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses



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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
The makers of a new product called the Skarp Laser Razor want to give you an incredibly close, irritation-free shave using lasers. The prototype is an aluminum razor-shaped gizmo that they say uses a laser to cut (not burn) the hair at skin level for a close shave, and works for all hair colors.

Because the laser is supposed to last about 50,000 hours and be usable without water, it would be good for the environment as well.
[link to www.cnet.com]


But in their video everyone of them needs a shave. chuckle
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


MMMmmmm...gotta love that smell of burning hair.

cruise
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
It's not a hoverboard, but it will do.

The future is finally here!!!
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


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09/28/2015 10:30 PM
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It's not a hoverboard, but it will do.

The future is finally here!!!
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10365443

Lexus hover board... I stinky at linky
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09/28/2015 10:34 PM
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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
Would be great for the scrotum! Every guy knows how sensitive it is to shave the private area!

Shave the scrotum!
 Quoting: Professional Amateur


hiding A girlfriend wanted me to shave that one time. Fuck, I cut myself and will never try that again. Now I only trim!
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


Just spray it really good with hairspray, set it alight, then dive-fuck a water bucket.

Might have to repeat a time or two to get it all.

...then just fap with aloe vera and all's good.
cheers
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09/28/2015 10:36 PM

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Re: Forget blades, the Skarp razor wants you to shave with lasers
The makers of a new product called the Skarp Laser Razor want to give you an incredibly close, irritation-free shave using lasers. The prototype is an aluminum razor-shaped gizmo that they say uses a laser to cut (not burn) the hair at skin level for a close shave, and works for all hair colors.

Because the laser is supposed to last about 50,000 hours and be usable without water, it would be good for the environment as well.
[link to www.cnet.com]


But in their video everyone of them needs a shave. chuckle
 Quoting: RemoteGlasses


MMMmmmm...gotta love that smell of burning hair.

cruise
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater

That could be a big problem.





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