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User ID: 22366250 United States 10/24/2015 11:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery Quoting: Major Asshole 70645094 Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole. “I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.” The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain. “We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.” Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.” "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
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SunnySide User ID: 70234539 United States 11/01/2015 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery Quoting: Major Asshole 70645094 Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole. “I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.” The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain. “We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.” Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.” Question OP? Is this to say that Barack Insane Obama's brain has been placed where his ass is, and vise versa? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70706130 United States 11/01/2015 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | President Obama Undergoes Asshole Surgery Quoting: Major Asshole 70645094 Los Angeles, CA – Barack Obama has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole. “I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” the President told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood/DC arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.” The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz on Capital and DC, will likely not be the last. Other assholes from Hilary Clinton to Susan Rice, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer & Major asshole Harry Reid have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as DC gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain. “We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous democrat confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.” Obama's doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Obama was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.” Question OP? Is this to say that Barack Insane Obama's brain has been placed where his ass is, and vise versa? vice versa |