Funny but do you really think that Tom Cruise and his Scientology palls and handlers are just all 'hanging out looking for chicks?" The guys he's always with are said to be hand picked to be his "type" and they're ready and willing to meet his needs, on demand. Saves risking his career going out and looking for something new, now and then!

For years there have been persistent rumors in the industry that our "Top Gun" doesn't like being on top, although he's known for enjoying a "big gun" as long as it's in his rectum!

It's said that one of the trump cards his famous ex-wives held was the ability to expose him publicly not only for being a closeted gay, but for having HIV for several years. No wonder the settlements were so generous and so fast in coming.

As long as he keeps the image in tact, he can get another movie and earn another 30 or 50 million plus residuals and merchandising, etc., etc. And as long as he's taking his meds on schedule - and with a bit of luck and the best medical care money can buy - he can easily live into his 80's or beyond!