I WENT TO A COMEDY OPEN MIC AND TOLD THE SHEEPLE THE TRUTH ABOUT SPACE!

;) I know I was just kidding.

PS thanks for watchin!

Hehehe

I was going to post something a little more positive and I'm sorry... The dick went down a little bit hard and a little dry... gulp.

It was funny though I'll hand you that... Good job!

Haha thank you and no worries at all. It made me belly laugh at the bar!

good work though man

great job op

Super funny. 5 stars for you!

Thanks compadres. Fuckin stoked that most of you enjoyed it!

He's not new!

I am proud of you SteveWutabi!


I gotta go eat dinner now but will come back to check on you later!

YAY that was so funny! *The Moon Is Fake*! HaHa! You're doing so good! :hapsprng:

SLOANE!!!! :) :) :)

I've thought about you and that nice thing tou did for me a while back several times along my journey to finding my purpose in life. So thankful and undeserving really of the generosity you showed. :)

And here is some comedy gold.

who the fuck laughs that hard? all lame jokes

You are a sad sad person. I truly do feel bad for you.

Well done OP! I wouldn't be able to get on a stage and make a crowd laugh like that, but we all need people that do, so good on ya!

5 Stars and hugs from Denmark!

You were being yourself on stage and funny and serious all in one. Some of the best stand up comedians of all time were masters at this. You are better than a lot of people earning a living at it.

Bottle what you did and keep coming out with fresh material.

Watch the political stuff though. Lay off that shit until you become established.

Get an agent OP!

Jealous dumbfuck. Embarrassed to see that you are a Canadian. Where are you so I can come punch you in the neck?

Well done! Not certain I have seen all the science re the artifice that is alleged to be our moon..

"...lead that Horse to water: LOL - Loved it. I hope some sheeple get watered with this bit. Thx for putting it out there.

Hilarious!!!

You sound like me, where are you from?

I came to this thread expecting crap, but that was actually pretty funny. Good job.

Stoned and Stupid Silent Bob embarrasses himself...

Good stuff :)

I don't take entertainment from a guy who wears a hat like that after he has a license to drink.

Did you inform them of the Flat Earth ? That would have been comedic genius !

4/10 in funny. you did enagage the crowd and capture their attention, so kudos for that. getting people to laugh that hard while saying such unfunny stuff is a gift. if you actually get good material, you may be on to something. Kinda like the music industry... there are millions of great singers in the world, but only a few great songs. You need to write a great set, and develop a repeatable, familiar idenity. maybe you could be "the uncle" everyone on here is always sourcing.

Pretty Witty!

Very funny, well done

This coming from a future Gulag Resident.
Hear they cut the vodka with piss.

Thanks! Originally northeast Texas, in austin now.


Yeah I have no idea what you mean, thanks for watching though! Much appreciated.


TOTALLY AGREE. I've been thinking about building something around that because I too think there's some comedy gold in them thar flat earth hills :)



Gotta be honest, a bit insulted by the 4/10 ranking. I rub elbows with nationally touring comedians and I know good stand up. I'm not putting a ranking on it but it was higher than a 4... It was At least a 4 and a half, IMO.
No seriously though, thank you for watching and you had some good things in that that resonated with me. Much appreciated.

Well, you get an A for effort but, nothing that was said was funny? I dont get it?
Also, its obvious someone dubbed the people laughing into the recording.

But hey, that took balls.